Thanks for the graduation gift, Mom and Dad! I always dreamed of having some little, half naked slut grind her tits and pussy all over me while my whole family watched. This is the best party ever!
Kill that whore.
The white haired women have daggers in their eyes.
I can hear grandma now. Go ahead and get your dick out Jimmy. I've seen it many times before.
That's not even the good part. Wait till she shoots ping pong balls across the room.
And they are all scrambling to get away in a hurry.
I have no witty comment, as this is a fake ass photoshop. I thought this was crazyshit not fakeshit.
I thought the price of strippers included a body
stripper's love going to parties where almost everyone has dementia - they always forget they tipped her and keep digging for more
all the women are thinking "i remember when i had a body like that"
those old ladys are gonna get fucked silly later by their boner bareing hubbys!!
thats A dude
it has a massive cock
The light within you shines like a diamond mine, like an unarmed walrus, like a dead man face down on the highway. Like a snake eating its own tail, steam turbine, frog farm, two full closets burst open in disarray, soap bubbles in the sun, hospital death bed, red convertible, shopping list, blowjob, deaths head, devils dancing, bleached white buildings, memories, movements, the movie unfeeling, unreeling, about to begin.
She should go back home and retrieve her tits.
My parents suck!
Is this a Fucking video I can't see on my phone jus a pic on Mobile ?????? Also biggertalk I'd would want that huh rupaul
That's one present I wouldn't want to give back.
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