A face only a....dick!

Dude, this guy looks a lil rough. Life can't be too good for him, I'm hate to be in his situation. However, on the bright side, his dick is almost as long as his femur! I guess nature does have a way of balancing things out.

18 Comments
  • shadowarior December 16, 2012

    'my dick touches my ankle', he tells the ladies

    +4
  • urapnes1701d December 16, 2012

    "OW!", ... oh, whats wrong?... "Oh, nothing major. Just stepped on my dick is all....."

    +1
  • potkoorok December 16, 2012

    He grew off his dick

    +2
  • billybadbird December 16, 2012

    physical deformities are only funny when the person suffering from it makes a joke out of it. just sayin

    +0
  • unlimitdinches December 16, 2012

    The real 3rd leg

    +1
  • potkoorok December 16, 2012

    ^^Well go on, tell us a joke about yourself

    +5
  • rockinron December 16, 2012

    being a midget would'nt bother me a bit and

    i'd smile too if my dick hung below my knee's!!

    +2
  • crazyvet December 16, 2012

    I can already see a lot of fodder for the niggers among us to comment on.

    +0
  • sirfartsalot December 16, 2012

    I bet he is saying "I may be a cripple but you can still suck my dick!"

    +1
  • biggertalk December 16, 2012

    What's wrong with this white boy...

    -2
  • clitoris December 16, 2012

    He hangs around hospitals and changes out new borns for himself, that's why his dick is hard he just finished feeding

    -1
  • in_ur_skin December 16, 2012

    kevin spacey?

    +2
  • frankdrebin December 16, 2012

    never seen a naked leprechaun before

    +4
  • potrostation December 16, 2012

    Nick name, tripod.

    +1
  • scottiebear69 December 16, 2012

    Henry must be in the shitter and let the janitor fill in as the tooth and now this sad intro is fucked up.

    -3
  • tonkpils420 December 17, 2012

    it would be a hate crime if the woman said no but would she after seein his dick?

    +1
  • ghosthunter December 17, 2012

    Hung down to his knees..

    +1
  • rodeye2 December 18, 2012

    Someone should birp him.

    +0
 
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