Dude, this guy looks a lil rough. Life can't be too good for him, I'm hate to be in his situation. However, on the bright side, his dick is almost as long as his femur! I guess nature does have a way of balancing things out.
'my dick touches my ankle', he tells the ladies
"OW!", ... oh, whats wrong?... "Oh, nothing major. Just stepped on my dick is all....."
He grew off his dick
physical deformities are only funny when the person suffering from it makes a joke out of it. just sayin
The real 3rd leg
^^Well go on, tell us a joke about yourself
being a midget would'nt bother me a bit and
i'd smile too if my dick hung below my knee's!!
I can already see a lot of fodder for the niggers among us to comment on.
I bet he is saying "I may be a cripple but you can still suck my dick!"
What's wrong with this white boy...
He hangs around hospitals and changes out new borns for himself, that's why his dick is hard he just finished feeding
never seen a naked leprechaun before
Nick name, tripod.
Henry must be in the shitter and let the janitor fill in as the tooth and now this sad intro is fucked up.
it would be a hate crime if the woman said no but would she after seein his dick?
Hung down to his knees..
Someone should birp him.