The Captain Needs Some Stress Release

Saving America all the time is a stressful job, so in his downtime, Captain America needs to unwind. He does so by whipping out his All-American cock, and beating up hard and fast. Watch out, cause you don't want to get sprayed down by his patriotic load.

33 Comments
  • rockinron December 20, 2012

    fuck this!! i wanna see wonder woman fuck the invisible man!!!

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  • spaulding December 20, 2012

    He's making spidermans web for him

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  • potroast666 December 20, 2012

    After killing 10,000 Nazis with his bare hands, I cannot imagine that jacking off with hands that feel like sandpaper is very enjoyable.

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  • mattyc December 20, 2012

    Rodgtard's toy collection when he was a kid.

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  • preferemshaved December 20, 2012

    He's twisting the red skull.

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  • vulture December 20, 2012

    thats Captain Asia..you can tell by the small dick

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  • crazyvet December 20, 2012

    Who knew Captain America had elves?

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  • cyi3eri3ully December 20, 2012

    Typical American Jerkoff

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  • biggertalk December 20, 2012

    lololol mattyc

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  • lexi666 December 20, 2012

    i would ride that

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  • sirfartsalot December 20, 2012

    Fag art

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  • frankdrebin December 20, 2012

    just yell 'murica when you bust a nut

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  • killkenny December 20, 2012

    The buttdarts action collection. By mattytel

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  • mattyc December 20, 2012

    ^^^you USED to be funny. Now, not so much. You mirin' my wins? I did win in the long run. Took a bit of doing though. Merry Christmas, Darts.

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  • clitoris December 20, 2012

    Never Fear, Captain America is Cumming to save the day

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  • killkenny December 21, 2012

    ^^You used to be a fucktard tool. Now, even more. You have absolutely nothing to 'mir' kiddie boy.

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  • massiveballs December 21, 2012

    still not as hard as Iron man

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  • mattyc December 21, 2012

    Cept' my big ole bank account. Let's not forget that. Money always wins. Living good is the best revenge don't cha think? Just got back from yet another ski vacation. Cheers.

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  • killkenny December 21, 2012

    Most MEN would be ashamed to live off their girlfriend. And you just revealed yourself John. You're a smart one alright. BAAAHAHAHAHAHA! (Oh no, I'm not mattyc he says)... fuckin' hide behind that keyboard kiddie molester!

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  • rockinron December 21, 2012

    anyone that brags about their money has none just like guys that brag about having a big dick drive overcompensating trucks!

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  • killkenny December 21, 2012

    ^You're right. He has none since he's an unemployable child molester. It all belongs to his floppy titted, ugly, idiot girlfriend. But then, anybody who brags about how easy his time in jail on molestation charges was isn't a man. That's why he hides behind the keyboard. It's just too bad Jay lets this sick fuck continue to stir up shit here.

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  • mattyc December 21, 2012

    Can't stop me. You never know where I might be. I completely shut this place down for months. Yes, minimum security was a cake walk. My reward? Come out and gt a rich gf. LOL. Anyplace i can share my recent ski vacation trip? Had a lovely time out west. Was almost tempted to head north to Kansas and "pay a visit" Or even south to TX for another visit. Than your screen name would of been correct for once. KillKenny

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  • killkenny December 21, 2012

    Thanks for posting a direct threat of physical harm on the web dumbass. You just fucked up for the last time. Keep digging that hole kiddie toucher. And kill me? You’re not man enough to even come down here boy. You scare no one John D from Utica New York.

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  • killkenny December 21, 2012

    Report to FBI for death threat completed.

    Complaint Id: I1212211954057xxx No more playing mister.

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  • mattyc December 21, 2012

    Ooooo. LOL

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  • mattyc December 21, 2012

    Ya know what's funny? I get an email the other day from a Mattyc and he gives me the password to his screen name. Says he's done with it. Aren't you the only one that knew my email KK? Prob you all along. Fucking idiot with nothing else to do I guess. Password is skullcandy. Someone do what they wish. Peace out loser.

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  • killkenny December 21, 2012

    Nice effort to wiggle out boy. No worries. They’ll find you. You’re on borrowed time boy. Yes JOHN D I did know your email. Again you reveal yourself. You WILL be contacted.

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  • killkenny December 21, 2012

    Another screen-grab for the file. Thanx!

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  • buttplugger December 22, 2012

    Molesters deserve to have their nuts chopped off and shoved up their asses lol.

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  • buttplugger December 22, 2012

    I would shoot myself if my name was John D.

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  • killkenny December 22, 2012

    ^Then do it already

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  • eatmycrazyshit December 23, 2012

    Here's a box of tissues for you crying bitches

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  • killkenny December 23, 2012

    ^How many screen names does this one make?

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