The perfect toy!

Have you got a person that's hard to shop for, for christmas? That person that you just can't find the right gift for. Try the Cockasaurus! Comes complete with real caveman ball hair! Unkempt and still ripe! Call for yours now and get a second for free!

24 Comments
  • azzholee December 22, 2012

    you are one sick fuck, Henry.

    +1
  • azzholee December 22, 2012

    does this get anymore weirder than this.

    +1
  • clitoris December 22, 2012

    Shame of the jungle penis has evolved legs after all these years

    -2
  • td December 22, 2012

    Who cuts a midget in half?

    +1
  • shadowarior December 22, 2012

    homo erectus?

    +7
  • d82ndabn December 22, 2012

    Second one is free.

    Just pay separate shipping and handling.

    +4
  • xdekayx December 22, 2012

    Penisaurous-Rex

    +2
  • xizang December 22, 2012

    DON'T WORRY: HE WON'T BITE. Like your dog, he won't hurt you - he just slimes you to death.

    -1
  • crazyvet December 22, 2012

    Isn't this how all women see us?

    +0
  • pizzapie December 22, 2012

    The end of the world's only survivor

    +2
  • rockinron December 22, 2012

    i knew the gieco lizard was a dick of camera!

    +0
  • macabre December 22, 2012

    After I'm done playing with that toy you can call me megasoreass

    +0
  • tgarner December 22, 2012

    I know a guy like that, he's a real dick, not even a hard on, just a limp dick!

    +2
  • phuket_3ways December 22, 2012

    Holy shit this is the best photo of a chupacabra i have seen!

    +2
  • playhard24 December 22, 2012

    Faggots are using these as paper weights.

    -1
  • biggertalk December 22, 2012

    I'm scarred for life.

    -1
  • the_aristocrat December 22, 2012

    +1 shadowarior and macarbe lol

    +2
  • ghosthunter December 22, 2012

    to much time on their hands, without their meds.

    +0
  • dazzza December 22, 2012

    That's the best passport photo ever.

    +3
  • boppalilbit December 22, 2012

    Someone got a lot lizard for christmas

    +2
  • frankdrebin December 22, 2012

    excuse me, my attorney just walked in

    +3
  • massiveballs December 23, 2012

    no trouser snake comments?

    +0
  • yomammasass December 24, 2012

    My Texas brother-in-law finally made Crazyshit!

    +0
  • yomammasass December 24, 2012

    Fuckin' ginger, too...

    +0
 
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