I sure could go for a slice of cake right now. I want the tampon, because that's always the tastiest part. That's why I rip them out of bloody vaginas with my teeth. I just love that taste of iron and ovaries.
You don't put used tampons on your pizza I take it? Pussy.
i guess your monthly abortion deserves a cake
Not enough flow yet, put back in
Plan Parenthood Birth Day cake?
Ahhhhh .... I remember the good 'ol day's ...... when they used to use Twinkies for the tampon.
looks like a black pussy with thrush
Red velvet cake.
It's a \"Happy your not Pregnant cake\" or \"Mommy took a shit in my bed and make me wear it like a face mask cake\".
if i was a girl and i was dumb enough to fuck glitoris or biggertalk, i'd be celebrating with a cake also , if i got my period!!!
^ ^ ^ faggot talking about sleeping with dudes again smh