Every Man's Worst Nightmare

A catheter in your pisshole is bad enough, but nothing will ruin your day quite like tearing open your scrotum. This is why you have to be extra careful when shaving your balls. You don't want a mess like this between your legs.

16 Comments
  • shadowarior January 4, 2013

    served right to the man who tortures his best buddies

    +2
  • rockinron January 4, 2013

    never get serviced by a hooker on bath salts!

    +3
  • pizzapie January 4, 2013

    He doc is this a bad time to tell you I need to take a shit

    +1
  • vulture January 4, 2013

    thats taking self mutilation a bit to far

    +1
  • biggertalk January 4, 2013

    I'd say tell the doc to shoot me.

    -5
  • dozer67 January 4, 2013

    motorcycle accident rips you from your A to your new V.

    +0
  • wisconsinjed January 4, 2013

    I've seen some videos on here that convinces me "this" in some guy's dream. Sad but true!

    -1
  • sirfartsalot January 4, 2013

    This might have come from Jeffrey Dahmer's dessert cookbook.

    +0
  • m1009 January 4, 2013

    This is why you don't put Peanut Butter on your balls and allow a Ferret to lick it off

    +3
  • isnogood January 4, 2013

    At least SOMEONE is playing around with his dick

    +1
  • goober January 4, 2013

    So this is what is meant when someone says they 'busted a nut'

    +1
  • spaulding January 4, 2013

    I'd say "While you're in there, can you make them bigger?"

    +0
  • potrostation January 5, 2013

    iron out the wrinkles.

    +0
  • scottiebear69 January 5, 2013

    Hope I didnt piss Clitoris off with my post last weekend and him stupid enough to try to kill himself by whacking his junk with a straight razor...Second thought it couldnt happen to a more deserving and worthless fuck.

    +1
  • saywhen January 5, 2013

    as my man old dirty bastard said: "easy on my balls, they're as fragile as eggs." miss that bastard.

    +0
  • cs_miami January 5, 2013

    This looks like the work of bath salts!

    +0
 
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