A catheter in your pisshole is bad enough, but nothing will ruin your day quite like tearing open your scrotum. This is why you have to be extra careful when shaving your balls. You don't want a mess like this between your legs.
served right to the man who tortures his best buddies
never get serviced by a hooker on bath salts!
He doc is this a bad time to tell you I need to take a shit
thats taking self mutilation a bit to far
I'd say tell the doc to shoot me.
motorcycle accident rips you from your A to your new V.
I've seen some videos on here that convinces me "this" in some guy's dream. Sad but true!
This might have come from Jeffrey Dahmer's dessert cookbook.
This is why you don't put Peanut Butter on your balls and allow a Ferret to lick it off
At least SOMEONE is playing around with his dick
So this is what is meant when someone says they 'busted a nut'
I'd say "While you're in there, can you make them bigger?"
iron out the wrinkles.
Hope I didnt piss Clitoris off with my post last weekend and him stupid enough to try to kill himself by whacking his junk with a straight razor...Second thought it couldnt happen to a more deserving and worthless fuck.
as my man old dirty bastard said: "easy on my balls, they're as fragile as eggs." miss that bastard.
This looks like the work of bath salts!