Unless he's got a couple hot naked chicks that will wait on him hand and foot, I'd say 2013 has officially been ruined for this guy. I hope he's got some good health insurance. Or better yet, is Canadian.
He`s just like his cereal, he goes snap crackle then pop
yes yes, go get your free peg leg and lollypop at the canadian hospital... just make sure you show our pain in both french and english to avoid a fine.
the real wolverine!
Has to be a moped somewhere close.
His problems have compounded
And the shin bones connected to the.......No it's not!
his leg poped a boner
Bend at the knee!
His frustration has turned to amputation
Walk it off pussy
Snap ,crackle,pop straight to the ER