You Will Not Be Missed

Usually when I see these R.I.P. signs on peoples' rear windshields, I think, that's fucking stupid. But this one is actually pretty awesome. I never would have thought to commemorate losing my virginity like this. I just kept the sock that I wiped my jizz off the girl's belly with. And I still have it standing on my dresser to this day.

17 Comments
  • marcodufour January 15, 2013

    So is your sock a Krispy Kreme now Adam ?

    +3
  • showmeurtits January 15, 2013

    Bet Mom & Dad are proud since the little whore was only 17.

    +0
  • shadowarior January 15, 2013

    He didn't said whether from front or back he lost his virginity

    +2
  • 2indastink January 15, 2013

    Fuck the dead and fuck virgins......

    +3
  • frankdrebin January 15, 2013

    and helllllo problems

    +2
  • tgarner January 15, 2013

    Below that it should say, "And now I get 1200 a month in food stamps!"

    +1
  • rockinron January 15, 2013

    well we know she is not a black chick living in the inner city or it would have said 12/31/93.......1/21/06.

    +6
  • biggertalk January 15, 2013

    I bet he had a great time with that guy.

    -3
  • dozer67 January 15, 2013

    hasn't got laid since 4/14/10 as of 2013 he's a virgin again .

    +0
  • the_aristocrat January 15, 2013

    He's a boss pimp rollin, i'm a parking meter ballin

    +0
  • preferemshaved January 15, 2013

    Wait till his girlfriend father sees that. Won't be as clever then.

    +0
  • onetime42 January 15, 2013

    @Ron...you're right but the even bigger giveaway is that virginity isn't misspelled!

    +7
  • potrostation January 15, 2013

    The rest of us get fucked on 4/15 of every year.

    +4
  • jackpot January 15, 2013

    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!.......17 year old pussy!!

    +0
  • ludenlasivius January 16, 2013

    @jackpot & showmeurtits: Your own parents must be proud that neither of you can do basic arithmetic.

    +0
  • rodeye2 January 16, 2013

    At 16 years 4 1/2 months he lost it to a goat.

    +1
  • spaulding January 16, 2013

    When Freddy, Jason, or Leatherface come to town, you just advertised that you're the first to die.

    +0
 
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