Open Your Mouth As Wide As You Can

Damn, I wish this was really what going to the dentist was like. Shit, I'd be getting a cleaning everyday. In fact, I'm about to clean my pipes right now. Now I'd like them to bend over so I can see their floss.

18 Comments
  • vulture January 16, 2013

    my dentist dont look like this but im sure his female assistant does

    +1
  • two-hats January 16, 2013

    I'd have teeth like the fucking Bee Gee's if my Dentist looked like that.

    +4
  • shitbox January 16, 2013

    open up n sayy uuhhh

    +1
  • biggertalk January 16, 2013

    Wouldn't have to, those look small.

    -8
  • shitbox January 16, 2013

    ^prob what she would say about ur dick

    +12
  • assmasterson January 16, 2013

    I'd love to fill their cavities.

    +2
  • preferemshaved January 16, 2013

    I'd go way more than every 6 months for that

    +1
  • onkelmorra January 16, 2013

    My avatar got stolen by biggertalk once...it was awful

    +3
  • tgarner January 16, 2013

    I think I'm getting a tooth ache!

    +1
  • rockinron January 16, 2013

    damn i bet she spits!

    +4
  • pacific8 January 16, 2013

    Great distraction for the extraction.

    +2
  • potrostation January 16, 2013

    Best I can get from my dentist is nitrous.

    +2
  • killkenny January 16, 2013

    I'd stick my dick so far up her ass if somebody could pull it out they'd be named the new King Arthur.

    +2
  • wardo56 January 17, 2013

    eww

    -1
  • ghosthunter January 17, 2013

    I want to floss my teeth on here pussy hair..

    +1
  • spaulding January 17, 2013

    Smack her across the face for using her teeth.

    +1
  • shitbox January 18, 2013

    killkenny i almost vomomited that is one of the funniest greatest things i ever heard gonna use that for a pick up line someday haha

    +0
  • celeste January 19, 2013

    she looks like a dude.

    +0
 
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