Drunk Bitches And Cereal

Not only do I get a couple of drunk sluts tonight, but I get to enjoy some delicious LIFE cereal too. I love that shit. I wish it was cinnamon, but original is good too. Now excuse me while I go rip that chick's thong off with my teeth.

27 Comments
  • slippy January 17, 2013

    life is not so good for them at this moment.

    +4
  • slippy January 17, 2013

    Can you quack like a duck when you suck?......

    +5
  • marcodufour January 17, 2013

    Quick give her a reverse bungy jump

    -2
  • rockinron January 17, 2013

    the one in the stall's life sucks much worse than the one outside the stall.

    -6
  • morbuis669 January 17, 2013

    Get a life!

    +4
  • elle January 17, 2013

    eh, *shrugs shoulders*, that's life.

    +2
  • ludenlasivius January 17, 2013

    Let's get Mikey! He'll fuck anything!

    -4
  • spike69l January 17, 2013

    Lets see that duck face now!

    +4
  • coonboy January 17, 2013

    Time for some heavy petting.

    +5
  • shadowarior January 17, 2013

    hey bitches, I have your life right in my pants

    +0
  • preferemshaved January 17, 2013

    The irony is that's supposed to be the beat time of their life.

    -2
  • biggertalk January 17, 2013

    Life's a fucking bitch ain't it?

    -4
  • morbuis669 January 17, 2013

    Atleast they're not shitting on each other.

    +0
  • lazyvet January 17, 2013

    That's how ugly moles get sex, pretend to be drunk and wait for a date raper to come along

    +0
  • frankdrebin January 17, 2013

    i bet these bitches think life sucks and tastes like toilet water

    +1
  • txdo_msk January 17, 2013

    When vita gives you too much limoncello, go worship the porcelain god!

    +0
  • tgarner January 17, 2013

    Well, it looks like I might get laid tonight after all! :-)

    +2
  • gunz January 17, 2013

    ^ ^ ^ once every 10 years is good enough for you eh tgarner?

    +1
  • 2indastink January 17, 2013

    I make it rape o'clock.

    +4
  • the_aristocrat January 17, 2013

    I get whats happening but not the setting. Public bathroom?

    +0
  • bitchisaidshit January 17, 2013

    Whale tail is always good

    +1
  • kimboslice January 17, 2013

    when I see them drunk like that i start getting a boner!

    +0
  • pacific8 January 17, 2013

    This is why you get rape. It should't be a crime to fuck them a leave.

    +0
  • tgarner January 17, 2013

    @gunz, yep that'll about do it. And let me tell ya, the load you build up after 10 years is pretty extreme!

    +0
  • ghosthunter January 17, 2013

    Should have been a bottler of Jack Daniels.

    +0
  • spaulding January 17, 2013

    The booze hit those chicks so hard that the one next to the toilet lost one of her shoes.

    +0
  • potrostation January 17, 2013

    All these years I've been wasting my money on liquor to get laid with hot chicks.

    +0
 
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