A Special Snow Sculpture For You

Snow makes most dicks shrink, but it actually makes this one grow to unlimited heights. Now the real challenge is finding a chick who can fit it in her pussy hole.

14 Comments
  • azzholee January 18, 2013

    .

    -15
  • biggertalk January 18, 2013

    ^ Did you say something, bitch?

    +0
  • azzholee January 18, 2013

    ^^^ piss off

    -4
  • siko666 January 18, 2013

    Behold the American Made 2013 Cockback Pickup. Cant be chineese though...in that case it would be a cock shaped trailer hitch.

    +0
  • ghosthunter January 18, 2013

    I bet the driver is hung like a pimple.

    +2
  • assmasterson January 18, 2013

    Rednecks can't afford Lambos, so this is how they compensate for having small dicks.

    +0
  • happyjack January 18, 2013

    Lightfighter & Rimjobber are at the next overpass waiting to jump on it ass first.

    +5
  • assmasterson January 18, 2013

    @happyjack: thanks for the LOL

    -1
  • preferemshaved January 18, 2013

    ^^ I concurr.

    -1
  • rockinron January 18, 2013

    FORD Fucked Over Rebuilt Dick

    -7
  • the_aristocrat January 18, 2013

    Fake. No white dick is that big.

    -2
  • harleybitch January 19, 2013

    @the_aristocrat How white dicks have you had?

    +2
  • gunz January 19, 2013

    aristocrat- fake? wow nothing gets by you huh?

    +0
  • ih8dumbfux January 19, 2013

    that is to give you a reason to say "what a dick" when he cuts you off...

    +0
 
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