Literally. His mind is pretty open. As a matter of fact I don't think there is any conceivable way of saying he is a closed-minded individual.
He had a lot in his mind obviously.
Must feel like squashing a pumpkin.
When a woman speaks the pressure has to be relieved somehow...
hootie's singing voice got made fun of for the last time
Never hold back a sneeze!
NEVER jack off with your thumb covering your peehole
he should definetely go see a doctor
He's having a worse day than Lance Armstrong
Gallagher is taking his shows a little too far now. (for you younger people he was a guy who made alot of money saying corny shit while squashing fruits and vegetables with an oversized mallet)
Never try to open a bag of chips with a chainsaw....
Yea, where is all the "white boy" talk now?
damn !! i normally just puke my brains out thru my mouth!! he musta been real fuckin drunk!!
now i know why yall black folks keep the wrapping on the couch. .
He held his mouth and nose closed then sneezed.
All this to get out of work.
He must have realized he was a dirty, scum guzzling, liberal Democrat.
So that's how you make your own bowling shirts.