Holy shit, it looks like he got fucking steam rolled. Or he's been laying there all day getting repeatedly run over. They'll have to do some serious scraping to clean this one up.
feeling a little flat?
Halloween balloon gone bang.
saw a deer once that looked just like that after all 9 tires on one side of a semi creamed it!! all that was left looked strangly like this dude. i wonder if he stode in the road just stareing at the lights?
That's a die-hard Redskins fan right there. Or would that be die-easy?
thats what you get for wearing flip flops
Did he swallow a fucking bomb?
just use some duct tape !
Closed casket funeral for him.
Kinda looks like his foot went up his own ass
Is this the chinese fucker that splatted the roadway yesterday?
liver looks to be ok...go get some onions
two scoops two scoops in every bowl..
looks like god's snot
Humpy you're fucked
What a mess. I wouldn't want to go like that.
after watching Freddy got Fingered, little tommy here decided to, and i quote, "Get inside the animal".
I see Flatman. Where is Ribbon?
That's how I want to die
Mmmm peanutbutter pie.I wonder if the guy that took this pic farted on his grandma? Or pooped on a turtles back?
I say he got hit by a semi, fully loaded doing over 65mph. I've seen this with deer, not much left :/
He had a bad day.
Look what I'm not cleaning up !