The two major places I would never want a knife in are my dick and my eyes. Ok, and asshole is at the top of that list too. This is why you have to be more careful when cooking dinner.
Right in the fuckin ball eye! Now just keep cuttin and throw it on a skillet for me plz
On the plus side he now gets great t.v. reception
That is what you get for kissing a bitch without shaving.
Never tell a woman who going threw PMS and has a knife to fix you a sandwich
Hold the mayo please? "Da fuck you just ask me?"
He's probably rethinking about being honest about his extramarital affair.
I hate it when that happens
'fetch me a beer and make me a sammich woman!' says the jelly donut stained wife beater wearing drunk guy as his wife walks through the door with the groceries..
Hell thats nothing, I've seen em use swords on stage!
^^^^^ tgarner pork swords don`t count.
"You really want a day off eh?" "You kiddin', I'd give my right eye"
DIY cateract op is never a good idea
Bitches be crazy
A mexican bitch will cut you...
END of WATCH.....BEHIND THE SCENE
Looks like it worked and shut him up
The last time he's going to complain about the roast being over cooked.
Worst part is that its a spoon.
Reminds me of that old NOFX lyric "There's somethin stickin in my eye"
A woman had to do that.
did it hurt? "EYE never saw it coming"
Last time you insult your wifes cooking..
Divorce is much easier.
He wished he was dead when he gets the hospital bill !