A Stabbing Pain

The two major places I would never want a knife in are my dick and my eyes. Ok, and asshole is at the top of that list too. This is why you have to be more careful when cooking dinner.

26 Comments
  • xeronox January 31, 2013

    Right in the fuckin ball eye! Now just keep cuttin and throw it on a skillet for me plz

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  • marcodufour January 31, 2013

    On the plus side he now gets great t.v. reception

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  • crazyvet January 31, 2013

    That is what you get for kissing a bitch without shaving.

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  • m1009 January 31, 2013

    Never tell a woman who going threw PMS and has a knife to fix you a sandwich

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  • coonboy January 31, 2013

    Hold the mayo please? "Da fuck you just ask me?"

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  • preferemshaved January 31, 2013

    He's probably rethinking about being honest about his extramarital affair.

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  • damdean January 31, 2013

    I hate it when that happens

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  • gunz January 31, 2013

    'fetch me a beer and make me a sammich woman!' says the jelly donut stained wife beater wearing drunk guy as his wife walks through the door with the groceries..

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  • tgarner January 31, 2013

    Hell thats nothing, I've seen em use swords on stage!

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  • marcodufour January 31, 2013

    ^^^^^ tgarner pork swords don`t count.

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  • frankdrebin January 31, 2013

    "You really want a day off eh?" "You kiddin', I'd give my right eye"

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  • vulture January 31, 2013

    DIY cateract op is never a good idea

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  • wheredahoesat January 31, 2013

    Bitches be crazy

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  • biggertalk January 31, 2013

    'Kay

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  • jesse69 January 31, 2013

    Looks painful.

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  • scottiebear69 January 31, 2013

    A mexican bitch will cut you...

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  • pacific8 January 31, 2013

    END of WATCH.....BEHIND THE SCENE

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  • pizzapie January 31, 2013

    Looks like it worked and shut him up

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  • dozer67 January 31, 2013

    The last time he's going to complain about the roast being over cooked.

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  • the_aristocrat January 31, 2013

    Worst part is that its a spoon.

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  • spaulding January 31, 2013

    Reminds me of that old NOFX lyric "There's somethin stickin in my eye"

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  • nerm13 January 31, 2013

    A woman had to do that.

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  • rockinron January 31, 2013

    did it hurt? "EYE never saw it coming"

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  • ghosthunter January 31, 2013

    Last time you insult your wifes cooking..

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  • fuckyouguys February 1, 2013

    Divorce is much easier.

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  • d90girl February 2, 2013

    He wished he was dead when he gets the hospital bill !

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