Man, I'm still amazed and disgusted by what people do to their junk. That's just fuckin wrong. I mean shit, if you can't get any pussy on your own, go pay for some. Don't treat your dick like this. Actually, do us all a favor and cut that bitch off!
only a peckerwood
^^^^ you nailed it!!!!!....you probably did nail it too.
He calls his dick "the jesus"
You need to find jesus
If you want your cock feeling like its on pins and needles just go catch an STD
How does he not bleed to death?
Well, he's got a place to hang his keys now.
i wanna see him take it down, burry it, and make it rise again in 3 days. now that would impress me.
COCK JESUS:"FATHER WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?"... COCK god:"BECAUSE YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT"
bigtalk is right.
some kkk member is mourning black history month
As a carpenter i must say, he shoulda used screws instead.
Oh I see you went to a Catholic school and excelled in Faginomotry.
ewww ... tacky. .
i want to see them nails hammered all the way in
WTF. This isnt badasses seeing who can swallow cinnamon or a gallon of milk dudes. RESPECT THE PENIS.
Jesus was a dick?
I would let a hot chick do that to mine. any takers?