How well?

Dude is hung like a fucking elephant but he's he's got some Praying Mantis legs. WTF? I guess his epic physique scared off the ladies so he resorted to being a fucking queer. It seems that's the popular thing to do these days. Why would you do that to your dick?

18 Comments
  • killkenny February 23, 2013

    I call photoshop. Those tattoos CAN'T be real.

    +2
  • dozer67 February 23, 2013

    why oh why did I scroll down??

    +3
  • kimboslice February 23, 2013

    nice job fag....can you atleast piss with it?

    +1
  • biggertalk February 23, 2013

    Only white boys.

    -9
  • m1009 February 23, 2013

    Just made biggertalks EGO drop alot

    +6
  • potrostation February 23, 2013

    Silicon...it's just not for tits any more.

    +5
  • rockinron February 23, 2013

    laughs on you dumb ass! most guys are born with a big cock and dont hafta get kicked in the crotch by a donkey to look like that!!

    +0
  • shitbox February 23, 2013

    He needs to stop fucking the hornets nest

    +3
  • pizzapie February 23, 2013

    I need to learn how to photoshop

    +2
  • frankdrebin February 23, 2013

    the americans with disabilities act demands that glory holes be widened immediately

    +1
  • unlimitdinches February 23, 2013

    Adams new screen saver

    +4
  • ven0m89 February 23, 2013

    Did he fuck a bee hive??

    -2
  • spaulding February 23, 2013

    I wonder if it can make trumpeting sounds like an elephant.

    +3
  • crazyvet February 23, 2013

    That is just one move away from being cut off an eaten in a sandwich.

    +1
  • toesucker February 24, 2013

    a ron jeremy school of big cock graduate student

    +0
  • damdean February 25, 2013

    Mmmm very nice!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi February 26, 2013

    Saline injection by a catheter.

    +0
  • freexbird1968 January 5, 2015

    @ohwickedwendi you know your stuff....I have questions for you

    +0
 
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