That leg ain't looking too good, my man. That's why you don't let fat girls be on top when you fuck them. Your best option is doggystyle. You'll stay injury free and not have to look at her.
my cock does the exact same thing if my old lady rubs it.
He must jack off with the left one.
heffers and femurs don't mix
so adam likes to kneel when he gives head.
he's 1/4 popeye
There's goes his once potatoe sack racing career
So is one nut bigger than the other too?
the left one looks like Jabba the hutt
the right one like a naked girl.
An old lady rubs your cock brah? That's just fucking wrong.
I wanna walk up and give him a dead leg so bad right now.
It's just a charlie horse. Rub it out ya little bitch.
Try doing lunges with the other leg for once.
they got a cream fer that...
He walks in circles.
And he really had the nerve to were shorts???
pop that thing