I'm not so sure this was a good idea. Then again if he loses his dick it's a perfect idea. What a fuckin retard!
ribbed for [who the fuck knows] pleasure
Come on guys, are normal hobbies that boring?
Dont worry folks! A before and after picture of Kirsty alleys weight loss will get you in and out of this
he should chop that of and put it in the box in previous pic
posted by Henry M.
Just another member of the CPTA (Caucasian Penis Torture Association)
ribbed for his goat's pleasure
The monster rears it's ugly head
I'm guessing he is a union steamfitter
thank god asians don't have large dicks otherwise god knows what kind of shit they would've been doing with their dicks...
What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs
and makes a slinkity sound?
A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing!
Everyone knows it's Slinky.
It's Slinky, it's Slinky,
It's fun, it's a wonderful toy.
It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun,
It's a wonderful toy.
It's fun for a girl or a boy.
Viagra is safer.
ahhh its the corset for your cock
Also known in the construction world as a CMP Corrugated Metal Penis
always white guys doing this, always
This must be the fucker that keeps taking my kid's trampoline springs.
because cock rings are too normal
Cheaper than viagra I suppose.
Everytime he jacks off, it must sound like someone playing a washboard.
go go gadget giggle stick
i bet his dick gets hard everytime he see's a slinky.
Obv photoshop, Look at the resolution difference! And Lighting!
Looks like the staff at the E.R. are gonna have a good story to tell later on.
At least it's up to code