Looking at these might make that paper cut on finger feel a little better. It also might make you a little more careful when operating heavy machinery and shit like that, but probably not.
this is almost as bad as adam getting his asshole torn up.
Just Pour some vodka on it. Just a FLESH wound.
I thought gashes were supposed to be sexy.
Fucking zombies are fucking everyone everywhere!
Thank GOD for Morphine.
There is a medical term for this. It's called fucking ouch!
can I hump your skin flaps!
throw a band-aide or two on them and get back to work fool! or i'll dock your pay
Walk it off, pussy!