They seem very concerned about his well-being. Almost as concerned as I am. I wonder if they helped him get down there or if he did that all on his own. I'd be willing to bet alcohol helped out.
haha they're just printing him up a new metro card and putting him on the train to the next station
He's just doing his impression of Lil on Squidbillies.
who done it?
Sir, I said "STOP RESISTING"
He has a loitering and a trespassing ticket stapled to his forehead.
That door is thicker than the vault @ the bank !!??? WTF !
it was the butler holmes
throw him on teh tracks and let the 3:15 to jersey clean this mess up for you.