Life has dealt him a tough hand, but it did come with a big dick and balls. At least proportionately so. And he was also blessed with a great head of rockstar hair. I don't think he needs to be wearing a thong though.
what fucking rainbow did you follow??
So that`s why they call him stumpy....
he can lick his own balls...such a lucky guy
When your only 2 feet tall it makes a 3 inch dick look pretty big!
i'm gonna have nightmares tonight
Joe Dirt, pocket edition.
eww (fapfap) yuk (fapfap) disgus..(fap..
Yea, buts what's tha point of havin a big dick if no chick is willing to give you any pussy???
^^^ welp, if he had a small dick and no chick willing to give him some pussy like you, then life would suck even worse
I've seen this dude in porn; yea I'm a freak what's new? I was probably linked to this site.
goddamn fool! put that shit away! all of it!
Tell simon birch st Pattys day is over
Must be real bragging rights to tell someone that your dick is as big around as your forearm and your balls hang to your knees.
Sorry! Not for me! He has no neck!
little fella passes out every time he see,s the CS user tits
somehow i don't see him as good advertisement for the new wizard of oz movie!
Willow Offgood stole a diekini penis!
Happy jacks girlfriend loulou