This dude's lid is flipped the fuck open like a Pezz-Dispenser. Man, that brings me back. I used to love me some Pezz candies when I was a kid. But now, fuck em.
Doctor: "Results of the autopsy yielded no surprises. Soon as we cut the skin we worked through a layer of cake frosting before reaching a mess of pizza, bear claws and an assortment of unidentifiable fried things. We actually had a pretty nice party at the coroner's office."
Mexican road kill
Can't remember why he's laying there, musta slipped his mind.
Gotta break some eggs to make a mexican omelet.
A one candle light Vigil? mustn't have had many people whom liked him.
He still has a better hair line then me.
the pressure from his guts was to great and blow his lid off
PEZ dispensers flip open at the neck Henry. Like a half fast Mexican Mafia beheading. Don't steal my jokes.
N the only thing a pez dispenser is good for is xanax bars,
He fall down and hit his little head on the curb.
Get up fat ass!