If I saw that, I just might have to crawl up underneath her and pull the string with my teeth. Then I'd stand up face to face with her and shake her bloody tampon while it hangs from my mouth. She'll fall in love with me, I'm pretty sure.
Light fuse and get away!
Pull the string and confetti flies out of he mouth
Release the Kracken!
If you pull the string it say's, "I'm a crazy bitch but I fuck so good I'm on top of it"
What kind of water head retard goes commando when they're on the rag? Keep that shit tucked in you filthy slut.
pull the string and her tits will light up like a bulb
Sorry I'm turned onn I earned my wings years ago.
I wanted a kick start not a pull string
Pull the string and she says "that's hot" in a Paris Hilton voice.
Or maybe she's a ventriloquists dummy. Pull the string to open her mouth for head.
Pull string for instant tomatosoup!
pull the string "i got a snake in my boot"
Does the butler cum ?
♫ if you want to destroy [your new white rug], hold this string as I walk a-way ♫
This is why our government couldn't find the WMD's, they were looking in the wrong damn place
blood shoots out
pull it and see what happens
@ tgarner: If you pull the string she say’s, "I’m a crazy bitch but, you can fuck me in the ass."
pull out lighter, walk behind her, light it, keep walking, turn around, enjoy the show
Fuck her looks like your doing some damage!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!
I used to have those at my birthday parties as a kid.