Is fifteen times enough?

So is it? Apparently it seems so. She's dead! I wonder, is sixteen too many and 14 too few times to stab someone? Is it all about the size? The girth? The length? Or is it all in how you work it?

18 Comments
  • tgarner March 30, 2013

    That ain't your everyday pocket knife either!

    +1
  • darkwestern March 30, 2013

    Live in the kitchen, die in the kitchen. What a perfect woman.

    +0
  • urapnes1701d March 30, 2013

    I stabbed my girl about 500 times last night; and then shot a sticky goo in her gaping maw.

    +1
  • vulture March 30, 2013

    that spoon looks clean however did that could have waited till dinner was served

    +2
  • pizzapie March 30, 2013

    Henry's smokin crack again

    +0
  • honkie365 March 30, 2013

    Must be her heavy day. Time to use a super tampon..

    +0
  • m1009 March 30, 2013

    Hey where's that dude that got all them pads for christmas, i think she might need to borrow a few

    +1
  • frankdrebin March 30, 2013

    investigator: "fuck, i just picked up these brand new crisp white sneakers from the dealership yesterday"

    +0
  • crazyvet March 30, 2013

    So why did they cover up her tit? She must have been bashful before she fucking DIED.

    +0
  • biggertalk March 30, 2013

    20 times is the limit

    -2
  • wardo56 March 30, 2013

    It's all fun and games until you start stabbing thepussy screaming "Mommy mommy!! make it stop".

    +1
  • warmonger March 30, 2013

    Stick it in while she's still warm

    +2
  • rockinron March 30, 2013

    wish my x-wife looked like that.

    +1
  • gunz March 30, 2013

    and then urapnes woke up and realized no woman on the planet would fuck him

    +0
  • dat_feel March 30, 2013

    Still looks better than me in the morning.

    +0
  • handsomedevil March 30, 2013

    she's cute, tho. as my black friends say- "i want some cut-up."

    +0
  • urapnes1701d March 31, 2013

    Gunz: That sounds like a poor conclusion to the story. Perhaps you should stick with children's books? I heard from your old special education teacher that Clifford the big red dog was your particular favorite.

    -1
  • gunz April 2, 2013

    yea dude it was how'd u guess? and i can still whip your ass you herb. remember when i used to stuff your nerdy azz in the lockers?

    +1
 
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