Is fifteen times enough?

So is it? Apparently it seems so. She's dead! I wonder, is sixteen too many and 14 too few times to stab someone? Is it all about the size? The girth? The length? Or is it all in how you work it?

  • tgarner March 30, 2013

    That ain't your everyday pocket knife either!

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  • darkwestern March 30, 2013

    Live in the kitchen, die in the kitchen. What a perfect woman.

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  • urapnes1701d March 30, 2013

    I stabbed my girl about 500 times last night; and then shot a sticky goo in her gaping maw.

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  • vulture March 30, 2013

    that spoon looks clean however did that could have waited till dinner was served

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  • pizzapie March 30, 2013

    Henry's smokin crack again

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  • honkie365 March 30, 2013

    Must be her heavy day. Time to use a super tampon..

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  • m1009 March 30, 2013

    Hey where's that dude that got all them pads for christmas, i think she might need to borrow a few

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  • frankdrebin March 30, 2013

    investigator: "fuck, i just picked up these brand new crisp white sneakers from the dealership yesterday"

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  • crazyvet March 30, 2013

    So why did they cover up her tit? She must have been bashful before she fucking DIED.

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  • biggertalk March 30, 2013

    20 times is the limit

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  • wardo56 March 30, 2013

    It's all fun and games until you start stabbing thepussy screaming "Mommy mommy!! make it stop".

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  • warmonger March 30, 2013

    Stick it in while she's still warm

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  • rockinron March 30, 2013

    wish my x-wife looked like that.

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  • gunz March 30, 2013

    and then urapnes woke up and realized no woman on the planet would fuck him

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  • dat_feel March 30, 2013

    Still looks better than me in the morning.

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  • handsomedevil March 30, 2013

    she's cute, tho. as my black friends say- "i want some cut-up."

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  • urapnes1701d March 31, 2013

    Gunz: That sounds like a poor conclusion to the story. Perhaps you should stick with children's books? I heard from your old special education teacher that Clifford the big red dog was your particular favorite.

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  • gunz April 2, 2013

    yea dude it was how'd u guess? and i can still whip your ass you herb. remember when i used to stuff your nerdy azz in the lockers?

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