She ain't there yet, big guy, but let her chug a few more brews and you should find your opportunity. Remember, the patient fatty fucks the drunk slut.
higher his rank in warcraft, harder for him to get pussy
I would be needing to drink a case just to fuck her ugly ass...
she could drink a 40oz of heroin and still not want the fat fuck.
He might have better luck at a nursing home!
she's gonna need a cage and an oz of coke just to ask him to dance.
fuck that... we're gonna need das boot if you want a chance Huey
Beer ain't gonna do it. Get her over to the tequila bottle quick. Run fatty run!
if i was her i'de drink till i passed out rather than let him shag ne
bitch doesn't need to drink they're made for each other she looks ugly as fuck son
Uglier than a bag of smashed assholes.
The back of his shirt reads "The corn out of your shit".
"To eat...." Derp.
HA his first name is 'blue.' yeah, and i know his last name, 'balls.' he's a virgin if i ever seen one.
I had a Pirates of the Caribbean scull mug. It was so fucking heavy it slowed my drinking down.
is there THAT much beer?
I think biggertalk would have biggerluck as.the sloth.
Well he probably gets some action for at least being funny
Alright, I will say it. REPOST!!