She Better Keep Drinking

She ain't there yet, big guy, but let her chug a few more brews and you should find your opportunity. Remember, the patient fatty fucks the drunk slut.

18 Comments
  • shadowarior April 1, 2013

    higher his rank in warcraft, harder for him to get pussy

    -2
  • zmolez April 1, 2013

    I would be needing to drink a case just to fuck her ugly ass...

    +4
  • 2indastink April 1, 2013

    she could drink a 40oz of heroin and still not want the fat fuck.

    +0
  • tgarner April 1, 2013

    He might have better luck at a nursing home!

    +1
  • rockinron April 1, 2013

    she's gonna need a cage and an oz of coke just to ask him to dance.

    -2
  • frankdrebin April 1, 2013

    fuck that... we're gonna need das boot if you want a chance Huey

    +2
  • spaulding April 1, 2013

    Beer ain't gonna do it. Get her over to the tequila bottle quick. Run fatty run!

    +1
  • vulture April 1, 2013

    if i was her i'de drink till i passed out rather than let him shag ne

    +0
  • biggertalk April 1, 2013

    bitch doesn't need to drink they're made for each other she looks ugly as fuck son

    -2
  • thunderbutt April 1, 2013

    Uglier than a bag of smashed assholes.

    +0
  • donunderstan April 1, 2013

    The back of his shirt reads "The corn out of your shit".

    +0
  • donunderstan April 1, 2013

    "To eat...." Derp.

    -1
  • handsomedevil April 1, 2013

    HA his first name is 'blue.' yeah, and i know his last name, 'balls.' he's a virgin if i ever seen one.

    +0
  • potrostation April 1, 2013

    I had a Pirates of the Caribbean scull mug. It was so fucking heavy it slowed my drinking down.

    +0
  • matv April 1, 2013

    is there THAT much beer?

    +1
  • driftwood420 April 2, 2013

    I think biggertalk would have biggerluck as.the sloth.

    +0
  • ven0m89 April 2, 2013

    Well he probably gets some action for at least being funny

    +0
  • slippy April 2, 2013

    Alright, I will say it. REPOST!!

    +0
 
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