Waiting To Be Deflowered

He's just a lonely little girl waiting for the right guy to come along and deflower him. Could it be you? He'll work hard to make you the happiest man alive. All he needs is a little love and attention, and he can blossom into a beautiful woman.

20 Comments
  • zmolez April 10, 2013

    The flowers definitely won't hide the shit smell..we all know turds will be involved in this situation soon

    +3
  • onetime42 April 10, 2013

    Drown it in Roundup!

    +2
  • shitbox April 10, 2013

    Do you ranna pray

    +0
  • ghosthunter April 10, 2013

    Looking foward to seeing the video of you jumping out the window..

    +3
  • sharkbait April 10, 2013

    "Waiting to be deflowered?".....He's gonna be waiting quite a while....

    +3
  • shadowarior April 10, 2013

    so kim jong is preparing for the battle

    +3
  • biggertalk April 10, 2013

    gay

    -6
  • crazyvet April 10, 2013

    We told wang not to eat all those flower seeds.

    +1
  • donunderstan April 10, 2013

    Kim Jong Un, the formative years next on VH1.

    +3
  • frankdrebin April 10, 2013

    The Crying Game part Wu

    +1
  • rockinron April 10, 2013

    how much fucking radiation leaked from that damn reactor ?

    +2
  • spaulding April 10, 2013

    Move to California. The government here will fuck you everyday.

    +1
  • urapnes1701d April 10, 2013

    Thats some wicked body hair growth!

    +0
  • potrostation April 10, 2013

    I couldn't come up with something funny the first time this was posted, why break with tradition.

    +0
  • dubld April 10, 2013

    is that kims twin sister brother or just him Kim

    +0
  • mrpoop April 10, 2013

    run that mother fucker over with a lawn mower

    +0
  • treehouse21 April 10, 2013

    Yet another repost....

    +0
  • doc_ock April 11, 2013

    And all this time I thought biggertalk was black.

    -1
  • boom1207 April 11, 2013

    That motherfucker won't be deflowered today. At least not by me

    +0
  • fukurself April 16, 2013

    I guess that lil gangnam style bit was getting old... but hey you gotta keep the show on the road

    +0
 
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