Well, I guess we're watching whatever is already on the TV until Sparky decides to move. Unless you feel touching his balls. But don't start anything you can't finish. It's not cool to be a cock tease.
If he`s like the hot chick on the beach he will fart and turn the channel over for you.
He said, \"you fetch bitch\"!
that remote is the part of his territory
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock for it?
shut up azzholee no one likes you k. cute doggy..
Doggie treats work at this time..If not buy a new remote..
Just don't yell "come" until he's off of it.
adam would start suckin on them shits
Time to take the dog to the wood shed...
That's just nuts..
He is just keeping it nice and warm for his master.
so thats the smell I get when I use the remote to scratch my nose.!?
Staring at a dogs pair of balls, trying to come up with a slick comment.... I've hit rock bottom
Who among us hasn't tea bagged the remote?
Ok Ok the Animal planet stays on.
"HONEY WE NEED A NEW REMOTE!!"
^^^^ you all are a bunch of pussies. I'd grab that remote. Hell, I'd grab his balls, massage them, jerk him off, spray his load all over the fucking place, even butt fuck him just to get that remote.
hello ! yes, this is balls !
@urapnes1701d I'll drink his load for that remote!