Treadmills are wonderful, aren't they? Why leave the comfort of your own home to faceplant when you can do it right there in your living room? The only downside is there won't be people there to see it and laugh at you.
Wide angled lens to film his now wide angled face
he'll tell his buddys that he tripped on a pot hole during a 5k run for cancer, when they ask where he got the road rash.
Crackers shouldn't brake dance, it makes them look retarded.
No pain no gain
He has skid marks in his shorts and on his face!
Misspelling the word breakdance makes you retarded.
fkn white boiz
I have awakened in this very position. Maybe more than once.
i think the invisible man is winning this fight
^^^^^ nope, dude is definitely hitting the brakes.
^^^No, gravity has won this one I'm afraid.
I think I'll stick with watching women run on treadmills.
He will say he was running the Boston marathon
Face it...you can't run
How does this happen?
he doesn't have a cold, but he does have a running nose. ZING! i'm the coolest motherfucker in the world.
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