Suck My Dick Socks

I've got to get me some of these socks. They should come in a six pack with a different phrase on each pair. I'd also like lick my balls, eat my ass, smoke my beef, fuck your mother, and slap your tits.

17 Comments
  • marcodufour April 16, 2013

    If his dick reaches down to his socks, he could suck himself

    +2
  • crazyvet April 16, 2013

    You can tell by the crappy shoes and like attitude, this guy is a lawyer.

    +1
  • marcodufour April 16, 2013

    ^^^^crazyvet studying his shoes he`s not a very successful lawyer.

    +2
  • donunderstan April 16, 2013

    If he rots the tip off a rubber like his feet rot the soles off his shoes he's gonna be out of luck finding any takers.

    +0
  • tonyk April 16, 2013

    I remember jerking off in a sock when I was a kid. Does that count?

    +0
  • vulture April 16, 2013

    i see a black leg and when he learns how to tie his shoe laces it may just impress some gay from the ghetto enough to suck his dick

    -1
  • coonboy April 16, 2013

    Those shoe shiners are a riot!

    +0
  • rockinron April 16, 2013

    take um off! take um off! those are my jerkin socks asshole!

    +1
  • biggertalk April 16, 2013

    vulture was like "sure... :)"

    -4
  • frankdrebin April 16, 2013

    Throw an "I'll" in front and change "my" to "your" and you might get new shoes G

    +0
  • chupamiverga April 16, 2013

    great gift idea adam. I'm sure henry would wear them all the time to remind you what to do to him.

    +0
  • urapnes1701d April 16, 2013

    His wife has Fruit of the looms that say "Lick my balls"

    +0
  • the_aristocrat April 16, 2013

    I love to jerk off in subway. Jared gets upset though.

    +0
  • potrostation April 16, 2013

    He only dates midgets.

    +0
  • handsomedevil April 16, 2013

    judging from his shoe size, i'd say not to many take him up on the offer.

    -2
  • danalan666 April 17, 2013

    'suck' or 'sock' my dick?

    +0
  • berserker1989 April 17, 2013

    I want those socks to.

    +0
 
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