Do you like her fat tits? Do you want to grab that chain and drag her around the house by her nipples? It's OK, we won't judge you. Well, we probably will, but don't let that stop you from enjoying some big, sloppy tits.
If i connect it to the electrics will it melt her slim ?
im guessing the bottom is twice the size of the top...thanks for the offer but im passing on this one
Hooked to her clit for a 3 point hitch.
No, but I might be nice and lead her out to pasture!
Come on man! Don't act like you've never been drunk before.
trailer park super model
Cmon...this is a perfect dickrest for cold winter-weekends...
those are not nipple clamps. her battery died on her vibrator and she's giving it a jump start!
if you're gonna hit it, hit it quick before a farmer turns her into burgers by accident... or on purpose, whatever!
Hell yeah, I would.
I agree with cookiemonster above me :)
NAA I don't like the fat S/M Pippi Longstocking
I'd tie those pig tails onto my left and right side belt hoops.
Might be fun.
^^^ Nope, tie 'em around your waist and put her on a pure protein diet 'til she drops 100 pounds.
I would throw down a couple big mac's with her then bang her senselessly
What she needds to do it tie up the fridge with those nipple clamps n chain
Strap a saddle to her back, hold onto those pigtail reigns and smack her in the ass for the best 8 seconds of your life
If she gobbles my cock and injects silastic into my balls while she gets fucked by a dalmation then I would hit it.
i don't usually agree with showmeurdicks, but yeah, i sure as hell would, and how! CHINNING!
I'll bruise both her eyes with my cock slapping skills.
Got to keep the livestock in order somehow...
It should be called double chin Cindy.
Now attach a battery to that thing.
eh, iv had worse drunk hook-ups
Definitely would give her beaver some wood