That's how you prepare meat!

Mmmmm mmmmmm.....as you can see here, the chef first butterflied the meat. Then he sauteed it in a garlic-buttersauce, only after he marinated it in an aged red-wine. Once it pan-seared o perfection he will finish it off with a classy parsley garnish. Bon appetite!

15 Comments
  • kermitt April 21, 2013

    He must've just realized that there is absolutely no use for a 1" pee-pee.

    +1
  • isnogood April 21, 2013

    they call him the split dick master

    +0
  • rockinron April 21, 2013

    with a fucked up dick like that,i doudt he can breed now.....thank god!!

    +5
  • 2indastink April 21, 2013

    lesbian...

    +0
  • vulture April 21, 2013

    i see green puss lets hope his balls rot off

    +0
  • shadowarior April 21, 2013

    When I'm bored and have nothing to do for a long time, I just play Angry birds

    +1
  • biggertalk April 21, 2013

    Fucking sick cracker! Just die.

    -2
  • potrostation April 21, 2013

    One ugly pussy!

    +0
  • tonyk April 21, 2013

    God damn, just finish the job and cut that ugly motherfucker off already.

    +2
  • psaphier April 21, 2013

    This IS a cocktail weenie to avoid at all costs!!! Run Forrest, Run!!!

    +0
  • handsomedevil April 21, 2013

    he couldn't decide whether he wanted to be a man or a woman anymore so he made a split decision.

    +0
  • Cory H. April 22, 2013

    We were just talking about Nightman.

    +1
  • pizzapie April 22, 2013

    Why can't it just be a black guy for once?

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi April 23, 2013

    Just end it already.

    +0
  • mothaflaka April 28, 2013

    Not cool,....,shotgun to the dick..

    +0
 
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