Keep Your Ass In A Safe Place

A safe is for your most precious and valuable possessions, so obviously that is where you should keep your rubber ass you like to fuck. If your house gets robbed, you don't want them getting away with that treasure. It will be the first thing they look for.

17 Comments
  • sharkbait April 24, 2013

    Just protecting his most valuable ASSet.

    +5
  • frankdrebin April 24, 2013

    that's what I'd put in my decoy safe, but with a note that says, "no money doesn't mean no pussy"

    +0
  • graveyard April 24, 2013

    Safe Sex

    +13
  • rockinron April 24, 2013

    i lost my first wife that way.

    +1
  • rockinron April 24, 2013

    my 2nd wife is doing great, i drilled air holes in her safe.

    +3
  • tgarner April 24, 2013

    No bigger than them holes are, is that for him or his cat?

    +1
  • donunderstan April 24, 2013

    Sex toy for pre-schoolers now?

    -2
  • shadowarior April 24, 2013

    Whoever did that, may god give him eternal virginity

    +1
  • kermitt April 24, 2013

    Safe crack 'er.

    +4
  • crazyvet April 24, 2013

    That would be my luck. I'd spend hours breaking into a safe and all I would find is a rubber pussy.

    +1
  • nudepoker69 April 24, 2013

    That's good business!

    -2
  • showmeurtits April 24, 2013

    By the size of the fuck holes in that thing I'm going to bet that it belongs to HandsomeDevil!

    +2
  • spaulding April 24, 2013

    I could get a case of beer and three hookers for the price of that safe and toy.

    +1
  • biggertalk April 24, 2013

    holes are way too small

    -6
  • potrostation April 24, 2013

    He's got roommates.

    -1
  • handsomedevil April 24, 2013

    Lol@showmeurdicks i'd rather have a tiny dick than a bunch of them in me, brah.

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi April 25, 2013

    Renting a room in a victorian house? $300.00

    Buying a heavy duty safe? $500.00

    Having a live in girlfriend? Priceless

    +1
 
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