Chicks love roses and they love dicks too. So how about combining the two for the ultimate gift of love. There won't be any need to put this on in a vase, as it's quite comfortable where it is.
That rose makes him "tHORNY"
what a thoughtful mothers day gift.
Roses are red, balls are blue...
water and nutrients all on tap to keep it fresh
Nip it at the bud.
biology fact : The technique of growing plants without using soil is called hydroponics
FOR ME??? A..You shouldnt have!!
Wonder which one will die first
Every rose has it's pricks.
yeah i was fixin to crack a joke about you saying that wardo, you read my mind lil homo
Well his dick does smell like roses.
When your pee looks like that, it's time to see a doctor.
spaulding, you cocklick. you got there before i did. this is an offense i shant forget. see you in hell, motherfucker!
^ If you get there before me, grease up your asshole, because I'm gonna fuck you for all eternity. I want to molest your soul.
Looks like he's happy to see someone.
He must be Spanish.
If a man is alone in the woods, and jams a rose in his hole does it make a sounding?
I'll be puttin my dick in a womens flower.