She'll wash your dishes, clean your kitchen and even cook your food, but there's no guarantee she won't eat it all herself. All you have to do is pull her tubby ass out of the sink and give her the meat. Hopefully she won't eat that too.
It's like tring to push a watermelon though a cheerio
Do you get a prize for getting her out of there ?
A stink on a sink
Ina Garten's new show, Barecunt Contessa.
Good luck getting that down the disposal.
someone needs to baste that turkey, and it ain't gonna be me!
Those are some well built cabinets
I don't think that roll of toilet paper is big enough!
after thinking about it "no"
Looks like a huge pickled punk. Never seen one quite that large.
No no no, the disposal is her vibrator.
I think she got her doodle flaps stuck in the disposal. Just hit the switch, she'll jump out of there.
There's not enough drano to unclog that shit
If she has to use the disposal to masterbate, I don't anything to do with her.
Fuck Y'all.. I'll do some chunky dunking!
what is she doing in the sink there's no room for water with her fat arse in there
Putting all of that Crisco in the sink is going to glog the pipes for sure.
EH? Bitch can do dishes.
NOT BAD I KIND UH LIKE HER, SHE MADE ME GO THE THE UH FRIG AND I MADE A BIG BOWL OF UH ICE CREAM.
It's like silly puddy pushed into a Lego... Eeew did it make that fart noise when u poke her?
I'd hit it , after i threw a bag of flower on it to find the wet spot. I'm ery surprised she fit in the sink, but how the hell did they get her out? Butter and a crane i guess.
Great now the dishes are going to smell like fish and gravy!!
no fuckin way,besides im pretty sure she's stroken her old mans dick, i think he's under her tubby ass.
Jack,,, Before you get the Jaws-of-life get my camera!!!!
I don't even want to know what her tub looks like if she's sitting in the sink....
And this is how you make a sink overflow with a single drop of water.
No she's nuts and has bad bathing habits..
waiting for the fire dept to get her unstuck
Quit fucking around a do the dishes