Zip It Up

Who the fuck came up with the idea for a zipper fly anyway? Jagged, interlocking pieces of metal is not at the top of the list for things I want by my cock and balls. This is a great example of why that is.

26 Comments
  • johnhancock May 3, 2013

    I TOLD YOU TO ZIP THOSE FUCKING LIPS BITCH!!

    +0
  • frankdrebin May 3, 2013

    "how the fuck did you get the beans above the frank!?"

    +7
  • johnhancock May 3, 2013

    ON Second Thought! - That actually might be a nutsack.. I've never seen suck smooth moist balls before.....

    -1
  • jackpot May 3, 2013

    OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +1
  • mothaflaka May 3, 2013

    Snipped yur own balls... thats fuckd up.

    -1
  • vulture May 3, 2013

    thats worse than getting your pubes caught

    +0
  • crackerhater May 3, 2013

    This is what happens when you swamp, backwoods crackers try on modern day pants for the first time instead of sticking to your usual homemade potato sack pants and suspenders...

    -9
  • sharkbait May 3, 2013

    "you already laid down the tracks,now we just gotta back this train up"

    +4
  • scherbatsky May 3, 2013

    I think this must be one of those nutjobs (pun intended) that like to torture their own junk. If that was me, my first reaction wouldn't be to grab the camera.

    +0
  • crazyvet May 3, 2013

    Obvious lack of attention to detail.

    +2
  • chupamiverga May 3, 2013

    after all the shit I've seen on this site this is the thing that makes be go OUCH FUCK SHIT GOD DAMMIT

    +2
  • johnnyfreak May 3, 2013

    the real pain

    +0
  • biggertalk May 3, 2013

    who hasn't gotten some of their cock skin stuck in their zipper before?

    -3
  • xizang May 3, 2013

    This is why I prefer Levi's 501 BUTTON-UP jeans. This guy may as well leave the zipper tab right there and call it body jewelry.

    +0
  • rockinron May 3, 2013

    thats the most painful and most missplaced prine albert i have ever seen!!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 3, 2013

    Oh, for the love of God--that makes ME hurt!

    +2
  • boobles May 3, 2013

    OK, so I am assuming this is an accident, rather than by choice...but since we're on the subject, if it by choice, like those other ass-hats who splice their dicks in half or whatever.....W....T....F...????

    Seriously - cocks are to be worshipped by us chicks, sucked, licked and a perfect place to sit...you pull out a knob that resembles a bag of fries and I'd be outta the door faster than shit off a shovel...

    PLEASE, for Christ's sakes, leave your willies intact and treat them as the gorgeous appendages they are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +3
  • dubld May 3, 2013

    is that pork or tuna?

    +1
  • uk-13astard May 3, 2013

    ohh dear god how did he get it that far up

    +1
  • potrostation May 3, 2013

    Why I wear 501 button downs to this day.

    +0
  • game-over May 4, 2013

    Lol frankderbin

    +1
  • morbuis669 May 4, 2013

    Its a nutsack or a pussy lip either way that would fucking hurt like sticking barbed wire down your peehole.

    -2
  • treehouse21 May 4, 2013

    ^^It's foreskin.

    +0
  • goodster May 4, 2013

    Why are the darky's so hateful in the peanut gal.?? If they stop haten, we stop graten!!!

    +1
  • kermitt May 5, 2013

    Is LoverBoy coming out with something New?

    +0
  • yumadave April 15, 2015

    Noodles excuse my auto correct that should be a b not an n, you are so right if a man can find a woman like you to love and worship his manhood he should take very good care of it and love you till the day he dies. Unfortunatly many men these days are too quick to give.

    Up looking for the right woman who will love them and rid themselves of the sexual frustration by cutting off their manhood.

    -1
 
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