Who the fuck came up with the idea for a zipper fly anyway? Jagged, interlocking pieces of metal is not at the top of the list for things I want by my cock and balls. This is a great example of why that is.
I TOLD YOU TO ZIP THOSE FUCKING LIPS BITCH!!
"how the fuck did you get the beans above the frank!?"
ON Second Thought! - That actually might be a nutsack.. I've never seen suck smooth moist balls before.....
Snipped yur own balls... thats fuckd up.
thats worse than getting your pubes caught
This is what happens when you swamp, backwoods crackers try on modern day pants for the first time instead of sticking to your usual homemade potato sack pants and suspenders...
"you already laid down the tracks,now we just gotta back this train up"
I think this must be one of those nutjobs (pun intended) that like to torture their own junk. If that was me, my first reaction wouldn't be to grab the camera.
Obvious lack of attention to detail.
after all the shit I've seen on this site this is the thing that makes be go OUCH FUCK SHIT GOD DAMMIT
the real pain
who hasn't gotten some of their cock skin stuck in their zipper before?
This is why I prefer Levi's 501 BUTTON-UP jeans. This guy may as well leave the zipper tab right there and call it body jewelry.
thats the most painful and most missplaced prine albert i have ever seen!!
Oh, for the love of God--that makes ME hurt!
OK, so I am assuming this is an accident, rather than by choice...but since we're on the subject, if it by choice, like those other ass-hats who splice their dicks in half or whatever.....W....T....F...????
Seriously - cocks are to be worshipped by us chicks, sucked, licked and a perfect place to sit...you pull out a knob that resembles a bag of fries and I'd be outta the door faster than shit off a shovel...
PLEASE, for Christ's sakes, leave your willies intact and treat them as the gorgeous appendages they are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is that pork or tuna?
ohh dear god how did he get it that far up
Why I wear 501 button downs to this day.
Its a nutsack or a pussy lip either way that would fucking hurt like sticking barbed wire down your peehole.
Why are the darky's so hateful in the peanut gal.?? If they stop haten, we stop graten!!!
Is LoverBoy coming out with something New?
Noodles excuse my auto correct that should be a b not an n, you are so right if a man can find a woman like you to love and worship his manhood he should take very good care of it and love you till the day he dies. Unfortunatly many men these days are too quick to give.
Up looking for the right woman who will love them and rid themselves of the sexual frustration by cutting off their manhood.