No Way You'd Hit It

Fuck Would You Hit It, it's more like no way you would hit it. The only thing femine on that woman is the hair. Hell, her hair might have muscles! No way you could get your dick up to even bone her. Those veins and shit just can't make my dick hard. Fuck that. But I would go drinking with her, at least she could beat people up.

32 Comments
  • dozer67 May 7, 2013

    NO way man, I don't like guys...

    +3
  • graveyard May 7, 2013

    Damn she makes that St. Bernard look small.

    +3
  • mccracken May 7, 2013

    I would after putting her in a small cramped cage for 6 months to soften her up like they do to make veal so tender

    +0
  • dozer67 May 7, 2013

    @graveyard she looks like a St.Bernard...

    +3
  • sharkbait May 7, 2013

    I'd rather take my chances with the dog.

    +8
  • clunt May 7, 2013

    That dude looks like a lady. What a fucking mess.

    +2
  • morbuis669 May 7, 2013

    I'd hit it and I'd let it hit me back as long as it doesn't have a shlong.

    +0
  • frankdrebin May 7, 2013

    do you even lift, bro?

    +1
  • onetime42 May 7, 2013

    \"That's a huge bitch!!!\"

    +2
  • sleeko May 7, 2013

    She? He? What the fuck are we look'n at here?

    +0
  • donunderstan May 7, 2013

    Shit, it's gonna power squat and pick that dog up by his collar using no hands. Poor dog.

    +0
  • rockinron May 7, 2013

    poor dogs ate so much peanut butter crotch, that his forhead looks like a pussy on steroids!

    +3
  • scherbatsky May 7, 2013

    No way. I like real tits.

    +2
  • showmeurtits May 7, 2013

    A Bull Dog for a Bull Dyke!

    -1
  • showmeurtits May 7, 2013

    Shit I just noticed it's a Pug... Fuck Me!

    +4
  • tgarner May 7, 2013

    If I say no, is it going to hit me?

    +4
  • biggertalk May 7, 2013

    you don't hit it she hits you

    -6
  • boafmabalzich May 7, 2013

    I would, but she would hit me back waaaayyyy harder.

    +2
  • thunderbutt May 7, 2013

    Better than a fuckin' heffer.

    -1
  • jamesb May 7, 2013

    Oh God no!

    +1
  • Henry M. May 7, 2013

    That's a bitch I'd hate to fight!

    +1
  • onetime42 May 7, 2013

    I have nicer tits. Mine are real!

    +5
  • potrostation May 7, 2013

    ^so is your Dick^ lol

    +4
  • jkirk1963 May 7, 2013

    Vise like cunt .

    +0
  • crazyshitisgay May 7, 2013

    He's PURTY! Still better than being Gay...

    +2
  • spaulding May 7, 2013

    I'd break my tongue on that clit.

    +2
  • onetime42 May 7, 2013

    Ha ha @ potrostation +1

    +0
  • kermitt May 7, 2013

    You guy's don't understand,,,,, if, I don't she'll beat me! "She beat me cause I'm not you!"

    +3
  • dracos May 8, 2013

    which one?

    +0
  • playhard24 May 8, 2013

    Thank God for Mr. Righty and vaseline.

    +1
  • unwell82 May 8, 2013

    Baby...I cant open this jar. Baby....car has a flat tire. Baby.....those girls made fun of you.

    +0
  • lorilee32 May 8, 2013

    That is not a girl...

    +0
 
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