He's Got Perfect Measurements

He must be at the tailor getting all measured up for his new tuxedo. He's got an award to except at the Hot Body Contest tonight. He's got those curves that all the ladies want to get their hands on.

19 Comments
  • kermitt May 10, 2013

    Sizing him up foe a new horse collar

    +0
  • rockinron May 10, 2013

    sombodys mommy was fucking a penguin behind daddys back.

    +1
  • tgarner May 10, 2013

    Put feathers on he and he'd look like a fucking hoot owl!

    +0
  • shadowarior May 10, 2013

    goblins do exist

    +0
  • txdo_msk May 10, 2013

    He could easily pass the army's fat test: neck size compared to waist.

    +1
  • chupamiverga May 10, 2013

    see adam this is what happens when you suck to much cock. your neck and shoulders get all swollen, so you should leave henry's penis alone for a while.

    +0
  • crazyvet May 10, 2013

    Was he born in Nagasaki or Hiroshima?

    +1
  • crazyasshole May 10, 2013

    he should take that sword in the background and hack that shit off !

    +0
  • frankdrebin May 10, 2013

    more like fitting him for a burial suit

    +0
  • txdo_msk May 10, 2013

    Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!!!!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 10, 2013

    Quit playing with the walrus, and put him back in the water.

    +1
  • sirfartsalot May 10, 2013

    This guy looks like he should ne an Austin Powers villian.

    +0
  • biggertalk May 10, 2013

    the fuck is wrong with you brah

    -3
  • englishgent May 10, 2013

    Oh look it's the famous Chinese jabba the hut impersonator.

    +0
  • spaulding May 10, 2013

    Dude looks like and uncircumcised penis.

    +1
  • donunderstan May 10, 2013

    Does this neck make my dick look small?

    +0
  • potrostation May 10, 2013

    Put your cloths back on Kim.

    +0
  • spinal12 May 10, 2013

    He looks like a fuck up pecker.

    +0
  • mikem1919 May 11, 2013

    Kim Jong Il and Jabba the Hut's bastard son.

    +1
 
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