He must be at the tailor getting all measured up for his new tuxedo. He's got an award to except at the Hot Body Contest tonight. He's got those curves that all the ladies want to get their hands on.
Sizing him up foe a new horse collar
sombodys mommy was fucking a penguin behind daddys back.
Put feathers on he and he'd look like a fucking hoot owl!
goblins do exist
He could easily pass the army's fat test: neck size compared to waist.
see adam this is what happens when you suck to much cock. your neck and shoulders get all swollen, so you should leave henry's penis alone for a while.
Was he born in Nagasaki or Hiroshima?
he should take that sword in the background and hack that shit off !
more like fitting him for a burial suit
Quit playing with the walrus, and put him back in the water.
the fuck is wrong with you brah
Oh look it's the famous Chinese jabba the hut impersonator.
Dude looks like and uncircumcised penis.
Does this neck make my dick look small?
Put your cloths back on Kim.
He looks like a fuck up pecker.
Kim Jong Il and Jabba the Hut's bastard son.