Internet Troll Dream Machine

I know there are so many of you out there cumming in your pants right now at the thought of owning this troll dream machine. Just think, you wouldn't have to leave Mom's basement for months. Shit, maybe never. As long as she comes down a few times a year to refill your feeding tubes, you'll be able to spend your whole life on the internet pretending you actually have a life worth living.

  • shadowarior May 15, 2013

    An extremely accurate depiction of biggertalk

  • frankdrebin May 15, 2013

    and Crazyshit was born

  • iluvkitty May 15, 2013


  • scherbatsky May 15, 2013

    6 months of insulin, but only 30 days of hot pockets. Ripoff!!

  • tgarner May 15, 2013

    I downloaded this and emailed it to my contractor, should have me up and running in no time!

  • tgarner May 15, 2013

    The Mountain Dew will be replaced with beer though!

  • rockinron May 15, 2013

    just checked fed x, mine is in route and should be here friday!

  • biggertalk May 15, 2013

    damn the first thought that comes into gaywarior's mind after seeing a pic is me dude is obsessing over me!

  • biggertalk May 15, 2013

    lol @ the pic typical crazyshitter

  • lobster May 15, 2013

    it should come with a rebate for a coffin

  • morbuis669 May 15, 2013

    Then he bitches about corporations.

  • tonyk May 15, 2013

    WTF? Mine don't have the ejaculator. Just a trash can and a box of tissue.

  • sirfartsalot May 15, 2013

    Someone's been peeking in my windows again. *sighs* for the record. I don't wear flip flops.

  • sharkbait May 15, 2013

    I ordered some flip flops online a while back,but they sent two left i'm stuck with fuckin flip flips.

  • bigtalk May 15, 2013

    whites are lazy FACT

  • crackerkiller May 15, 2013

    that's most of you CRACKERS here on cs

  • handsomedevil May 15, 2013

    i got all those things except i call it mom. ;)

  • spaulding May 15, 2013

    If you hit the power switch, it becomes a suicide machine.

  • playhard24 May 15, 2013

    If I can get a little vacuum action going through that tube then I'm in!

  • kermitt May 15, 2013

    Ever notice BigFAG & biggerFAG always comment in the afternoon? They only have 1 hour of rec. time!!!! FACT!!!!!!

  • potrostation May 15, 2013

    I'm offended! I don't wear flip flops.

  • rodeye2 May 16, 2013

    Mine is for sale if anyone is interested,the dam think malfuckioned.First my hair got so long the fan sucked it up and ripped it out of my head, then the bidet squirted water so hard it knocked out my teeth,well at least the ones I had left from the mountain dew and the urine receptor(I like to call it Wendi)ripped my dick off and auto flushed it down the toilet.So make me an offer I can't refuse.

  • dkgarr999 May 16, 2013

    oh no! CS got hacked and they have posted jay's trade secrets!

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