Thanks, Candy. I will keep this dollar forever and ever. Anytime I am feeling down and out, I will sniff the dollar bill and be reminded of your sweet ass. Wait, Candy wasn't the fat 50 year old with tits down to her waist, was she? Eh, who cares.
What was that in your ass? Were you trying to snort coke up there too?
only a 1 dollar bill tipper must have been black
I'd be impressed if it was a 20.
Bananas, watermelon and fried chicken...if you smiled after reading that I'm sorry to inform you but your black.
Could probably sell those on ebay for ten bucks apiece!
Ok this time they clarified it was a female stripper, but they didn't tell whether it was a black or white one
why would earl shive's new paint stripper employee, have a dollar bill in her ass?
A friend once told me he used 3 dollar bills to wipe off the jizz after a blow job ...so this is why I wash my hands after touching all money.
hey candy, this bill smells more savory than sweet
The other day I went to this strip club in the hood and stuck a dollar in azzholee's butt crack.
One dollar means it wasn't much of an ass.
hopefully her ass is as nice as her handwriting
It's really easy to tell if it was in a white or black womans ass, being that it's money then it was a white woman, if it was a black woman then it would have been a food stamp
it's prolly best not to give it much thought as to where the money in your pocket might have been before it got to you. money is fucking filthy. lets get filthy rich, brah!
C'mon people, this is obviously from a white stripper. Everything written on the bill is spelled correctly.
@biggertalk....what, you had a dollar and didn't spend it on watermelon?
I find that hard to believe now.....
Candy's last name is Cane. For all you fag asses out there.
I dont care where it came from.its just guuna go in anatha strippas ass...oh yeah..
I'd hate to see what she writes on quarters.
i've known a stripper named candy before but i'm not sure if it was candy with and I or not
Strippers, while being one of the most important members of society, are stupid fuckin cunts! Why would you let some asshole dude shove a lousy fuckin dollar up your ass and then sign it? For a FUCKIN DOLLAR? Maybe a hunney but a BUCK? Stupid cunts!
CAN I BORROW FIVE BUCKS? LOL
If that was the Candy I bounced for I'd lick that bill!