Do You Know Where That Dollar Has Been

Thanks, Candy. I will keep this dollar forever and ever. Anytime I am feeling down and out, I will sniff the dollar bill and be reminded of your sweet ass. Wait, Candy wasn't the fat 50 year old with tits down to her waist, was she? Eh, who cares.

25 Comments
  • urapnes1701d May 17, 2013

    What was that in your ass? Were you trying to snort coke up there too?

    +1
  • uk-13astard May 17, 2013

    only a 1 dollar bill tipper must have been black

    +15
  • potrostation May 17, 2013

    I'd be impressed if it was a 20.

    +0
  • playhard24 May 17, 2013

    Bananas, watermelon and fried chicken...if you smiled after reading that I'm sorry to inform you but your black.

    +0
  • tgarner May 17, 2013

    Could probably sell those on ebay for ten bucks apiece!

    +1
  • shadowarior May 17, 2013

    Ok this time they clarified it was a female stripper, but they didn't tell whether it was a black or white one

    +0
  • rockinron May 17, 2013

    why would earl shive's new paint stripper employee, have a dollar bill in her ass?

    +0
  • dozer67 May 17, 2013

    A friend once told me he used 3 dollar bills to wipe off the jizz after a blow job ...so this is why I wash my hands after touching all money.

    -1
  • frankdrebin May 17, 2013

    hey candy, this bill smells more savory than sweet

    +1
  • biggertalk May 17, 2013

    The other day I went to this strip club in the hood and stuck a dollar in azzholee's butt crack.

    -9
  • urinanus May 17, 2013

    you wish^

    +0
  • kermitt May 17, 2013

    WHY?

    -1
  • sleeko May 17, 2013

    One dollar means it wasn't much of an ass.

    +1
  • mrpoop May 17, 2013

    hopefully her ass is as nice as her handwriting

    +1
  • m1009 May 17, 2013

    It's really easy to tell if it was in a white or black womans ass, being that it's money then it was a white woman, if it was a black woman then it would have been a food stamp

    +0
  • handsomedevil May 17, 2013

    it's prolly best not to give it much thought as to where the money in your pocket might have been before it got to you. money is fucking filthy. lets get filthy rich, brah!

    -4
  • onetime42 May 17, 2013

    C'mon people, this is obviously from a white stripper. Everything written on the bill is spelled correctly.

    +5
  • englishgent May 18, 2013

    @biggertalk....what, you had a dollar and didn't spend it on watermelon?

    I find that hard to believe now.....

    -1
  • spaulding May 18, 2013

    Candy's last name is Cane. For all you fag asses out there.

    -1
  • mothaflaka May 18, 2013

    I dont care where it came from.its just guuna go in anatha strippas ass...oh yeah..

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 18, 2013

    I'd hate to see what she writes on quarters.

    -1
  • vaknama May 18, 2013

    i've known a stripper named candy before but i'm not sure if it was candy with and I or not

    -1
  • crazyshitisgay May 18, 2013

    Strippers, while being one of the most important members of society, are stupid fuckin cunts! Why would you let some asshole dude shove a lousy fuckin dollar up your ass and then sign it? For a FUCKIN DOLLAR? Maybe a hunney but a BUCK? Stupid cunts!

    -2
  • dkgarr999 May 20, 2013

    CAN I BORROW FIVE BUCKS? LOL

    +0
  • harly9 May 25, 2015

    If that was the Candy I bounced for I'd lick that bill!

    +0
 
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