You better believe he's worked hard to get that body. Several hours every day in the gym and a strict diet is how he made it all possible. And now the ladies just flock to him.
His description on the dating site might need some lies.
jabba the penis
his real name is chin tu fat
More Chin's than a Chinese phone book...
hahahahahahahahhah that's the funniest thing i've seen this hour.
Get him to the Mid-West so we can hook him up between two tractors! Life size Stretch Armstong CrazyShit style!
Shopped. Ladies don't have jackets that nice in China.
Holy shit Santa... my wish came true. A real life Stretch armstrong...
I swear he was in "Big Trouble Little China"
What a boss, gets more pussy than everyone on CS... Well, except King Biggertalk.
Didn't he once fall off a wall and break his crown? (Humpty Dumpty)
looks like his circumcision went terribly wrong!
looks like a lakelurk from fallout...
that can happen if you hook your john homes penis pump up to a vacuum cleaner and get it clogged in the curtains.
His wife could give him hickies for days.
I wonder what his kids look like.
he was on chinese steroids
RAM MAN https://google/search?q=ram+man&rlz=1T4GGNI_enUS49 7US497&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=w1-aUZbkBIya8g Tb34BY&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAQ&biw=1366&bih=554
The new Jabba the hut in the next star wars movie!