Asshole Parking

I can't stand these fucking douchebags who take up two parking spots. I think a slashed tire or a broken window is more appropriate, but the asshole parking is pretty funny. Not enough for this fuckhole to learn a lesson though.

20 Comments
  • rockinron May 21, 2013

    wtf? get that rice burning piece of shit out of my parking spot shit for brains!!

    +3
  • fukurself May 21, 2013

    What he wrote in chalk should make the top 10 comments of the week

    +0
  • frankdrebin May 21, 2013

    yup! and the perpetrator of this parking lot justice is properly parked in the dick parking spot

    +2
  • graveyard May 21, 2013

    Why didn't the creepy little fucker in the baseball uniform just break out the windows with his bat?

    +0
  • kermitt May 21, 2013

    Kinda makes you wanna put a ding on his door.

    +1
  • tgarner May 21, 2013

    To me that's better than getting a giant fucking door ding from the fat cow that parks beside you. So depending on what I'm drving that day, I may be the ASSHOLE!

    +3
  • sirfartsalot May 21, 2013

    I think when they park like that its them saying "Please key the fuck out of my car."

    +3
  • boobles May 21, 2013

    Brilliant...I love it! So gonna do that next chance I get...right now I carry a stash of fake parking tickets and slp them on the screens letting them know they are a cunt...

    +0
  • biggertalk May 21, 2013

    Like a boss.

    -4
  • uk-13astard May 21, 2013

    thats a womans parking

    +0
  • vulture May 21, 2013

    ^^^no cant be its parallel to the line not on the squiff

    +2
  • shit4brains May 21, 2013

    @ Rockinron.....That's not my Ricer....Mine is American Muscle Dickhead

    +0
  • spazman May 21, 2013

    That's when a cpl of guys get together and park so close to the pricks car he cant even get in the fucking thing.

    +0
  • doc_ock May 21, 2013

    ^^^^ And thats when I slash all 4 tires^^^^

    +1
  • potrostation May 21, 2013

    Non-turbo; he's abusing his sports car status.

    +1
  • potrostation May 21, 2013

    " American Muscle Dickhead" That sums it up.

    +0
  • matv May 21, 2013

    having it ticketed & towed, would be funny

    +0
  • jackpot May 21, 2013

    I would've jumped up on the hood and shit on the windshield.

    +0
  • ghosthunter May 22, 2013

    I would piss all over his car.

    +0
  • englishgent May 22, 2013

    Nissan 370Z, nice car.......terrible parking.

    +0
 
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