Ain't nobody stealing Big Momma's jewels. She's armed with her guns at all times. But these guns don't spray bullets, they spray milk. And they will smash a skull open when they come crashing down.
* THWAK* * BLAM * * PFFFT * * FUPA *
I thought she'd keep her jewry up her stank brown hole.
who'd want to rob that ghetto bitch's place anyway? unless you know where she keeps her crack
her 44 double D's, trump my 44 ruger.
Michelle obama is enough for the security of the white house
Sorry Adam as you can see the white boys aren't into titties.
Hurricane Hussy. "Them the coconuts fall on yo head."
They can also stop a speeding bullit before it hits the vital organs!
good job she didnt use her arse she would have killed him
Nasty big brown juggs....biggiesmalldicktalk would love them round has 3" brown pecker!
He passed out from the smell..
is that why they call them knockers? just asking.
Thats how you wind up in the Shawshank Redemption.
^ Andy's lucky day^
The old one two punch of AIDS
Ha Ha.. +1 Dozer.
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