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Ain't nobody stealing Big Momma's jewels. She's armed with her guns at all times. But these guns don't spray bullets, they spray milk. And they will smash a skull open when they come crashing down.

16 Comments
  • corpse420 May 24, 2013

    * THWAK* * BLAM * * PFFFT * * FUPA *

    +0
  • solidbriscoe May 24, 2013

    I thought she'd keep her jewry up her stank brown hole.

    -2
  • lobster May 24, 2013

    who'd want to rob that ghetto bitch's place anyway? unless you know where she keeps her crack

    -1
  • rockinron May 24, 2013

    her 44 double D's, trump my 44 ruger.

    +0
  • shadowarior May 24, 2013

    Michelle obama is enough for the security of the white house

    -1
  • biggertalk May 24, 2013

    Sorry Adam as you can see the white boys aren't into titties.

    -2
  • kermitt May 24, 2013

    Hurricane Hussy. "Them the coconuts fall on yo head."

    +1
  • tgarner May 24, 2013

    They can also stop a speeding bullit before it hits the vital organs!

    +1
  • vulture May 24, 2013

    good job she didnt use her arse she would have killed him

    +0
  • englishgent May 24, 2013

    Nasty big brown juggs....biggiesmalldicktalk would love them round has 3" brown pecker!

    -1
  • dozer67 May 24, 2013

    He passed out from the smell..

    +0
  • handsomedevil May 24, 2013

    is that why they call them knockers? just asking.

    -2
  • the_aristocrat May 24, 2013

    Thats how you wind up in the Shawshank Redemption.

    +0
  • potrostation May 24, 2013

    ^ Andy's lucky day^

    +0
  • spaulding May 25, 2013

    The old one two punch of AIDS

    +0
  • Cory H. May 25, 2013

    Ha Ha.. +1 Dozer.

    +1
 
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