Why Is Mommy a Ho

When you are a ho, you should let your offspring know as soon as possible. That way, their expectations for you are low, and well you won't go disappointing them. Congrats on the big pancake nipples. Those are awesome!

27 Comments
  • shadowarior May 25, 2013

    Go on honey, push the button

    +3
  • scherbatsky May 25, 2013

    I don't think Home Depot has anything to fix those nasty tits.

    +2
  • kermitt May 25, 2013

    Mommy you look just like my stuffed woolly mammoth.

    +1
  • vulture May 25, 2013

    one in the basket and one in the oven

    +5
  • frankdrebin May 25, 2013

    Employee: "Yes this is the sign aisle, sir. What kind of sign are you looking for?" Dude:"A sign that my wife's a whore"

    +4
  • rimjobber May 25, 2013

    repost

    -3
  • crazyvet May 25, 2013

    You can show your tits all you want lady, there are no discounts for you.

    +1
  • unlimitdinches May 25, 2013

    Hoe depot

    +2
  • potrostation May 25, 2013

    Mommy is working on her second WIC fund.

    +4
  • bigtalk May 25, 2013

    she must be looking for some caulking

    -3
  • englishgent May 25, 2013

    Excuse me ma'am but your funbags are no funnier than a huge boil on one's taint.

    Titty rating of 3/10 I say.

    -1
  • biggertalk May 25, 2013

    Showing her daughter the ropes I see.

    -5
  • alickalotapus- May 25, 2013

    I will never eat bologna again

    +2
  • donunderstan May 25, 2013

    Eee They look like the stamp pad they use to emboss the logo on basketballs. Only bigger.

    +0
  • rockinron May 25, 2013

    its sign language her daughter is deaf and she is telling her they are going to the international house of pancakes for supper.

    +2
  • handsomedevil May 25, 2013

    at walmart, those are just as good as cash.

    -1
  • mothaflaka May 25, 2013

    Damn, someone payd her to sho sum titie...nice.

    +0
  • urapnes1701d May 26, 2013

    I wanna drink those bags dry!

    +1
  • kermitt May 26, 2013

    @Urapnes- You're a sick fuck! I Know because i'd fuck her rotten and suck her dry!

    +1
  • deathwish May 26, 2013

    Mum of the year.....sick!!!!

    +0
  • m1009 May 26, 2013

    Hmmm which one do i get? the "For sale" or the "For Rent" sign, decisions decisions, if i to sell her then somebody might give me enough for this double wide, but if i rent her out then i can finally buy the latest GTA game, well while i'm here i might as buy a couple of those markers so nobody don't accidentally fall into that huge ditch of hers

    +0
  • rumbalotte May 26, 2013

    Bet she was the prom-queen and they own a classy trailer !

    +0
  • rockinron May 26, 2013

    jesus, the poor kid thinks its a old rotary phone like grandma's.

    +0
  • neospace May 26, 2013

    the freshest milk in town

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 27, 2013

    Mom of the Year, right there.

    +0
  • matv May 27, 2013

    the retarded greeter has a boner & don't know why

    +1
  • whitenightify May 28, 2013

    Too bad there's not a frozen food section in home depot. Now she'll just have to go show off those mango nips to the whole store.

    +0
 
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