When you are a ho, you should let your offspring know as soon as possible. That way, their expectations for you are low, and well you won't go disappointing them. Congrats on the big pancake nipples. Those are awesome!
Go on honey, push the button
I don't think Home Depot has anything to fix those nasty tits.
Mommy you look just like my stuffed woolly mammoth.
one in the basket and one in the oven
Employee: "Yes this is the sign aisle, sir. What kind of sign are you looking for?" Dude:"A sign that my wife's a whore"
You can show your tits all you want lady, there are no discounts for you.
Mommy is working on her second WIC fund.
she must be looking for some caulking
Excuse me ma'am but your funbags are no funnier than a huge boil on one's taint.
Titty rating of 3/10 I say.
Showing her daughter the ropes I see.
I will never eat bologna again
Eee They look like the stamp pad they use to emboss the logo on basketballs. Only bigger.
its sign language her daughter is deaf and she is telling her they are going to the international house of pancakes for supper.
at walmart, those are just as good as cash.
Damn, someone payd her to sho sum titie...nice.
I wanna drink those bags dry!
@Urapnes- You're a sick fuck! I Know because i'd fuck her rotten and suck her dry!
Mum of the year.....sick!!!!
Hmmm which one do i get? the "For sale" or the "For Rent" sign, decisions decisions, if i to sell her then somebody might give me enough for this double wide, but if i rent her out then i can finally buy the latest GTA game, well while i'm here i might as buy a couple of those markers so nobody don't accidentally fall into that huge ditch of hers
Bet she was the prom-queen and they own a classy trailer !
jesus, the poor kid thinks its a old rotary phone like grandma's.
the freshest milk in town
Mom of the Year, right there.
the retarded greeter has a boner & don't know why
Too bad there's not a frozen food section in home depot. Now she'll just have to go show off those mango nips to the whole store.