This is some pretty legit advice here. Don't go drinking your car when you are under the influence. Now that I think of it, that's the problem with all those Asian people riding scooters. They have been drinking cars and dying. Stop drinking cars
I swear to drunk I'm not God!!...
You gotta be under the influence just to know what that means!
Followed by " Don`t go down on your camel, it will only get the hump "
If this message made sense to you; you are drunk.
i tried it once when a siphoned petrol out
im not so think as you drunk i am!! so jack off back!!!
don't make a sign either, motherfucker
I Promise I won't drink a car, but I might smoke a truck-'load'!
Its not English that's the problem; its trying to interpret a language that only has 400 words/characters in it. For instance; Soda (Cola) is not called that, its called "Hok-Soi" or "Black Water". Chinese is difficult to master. Even Chinese have problems with it!
fuck that if i hit someone i dont want to remember shit
no wonder the lost the war