Don't Drink Car Under Influence

This is some pretty legit advice here. Don't go drinking your car when you are under the influence. Now that I think of it, that's the problem with all those Asian people riding scooters. They have been drinking cars and dying. Stop drinking cars

14 Comments
  • ifillerup June 8, 2013

    I swear to drunk I'm not God!!...

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  • tgarner June 8, 2013

    You gotta be under the influence just to know what that means!

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  • marcodufour June 8, 2013

    Followed by " Don`t go down on your camel, it will only get the hump "

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  • crazyvet June 8, 2013

    Ebonics translation?

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  • meh June 8, 2013

    No problemo

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  • biggertalk June 8, 2013

    Derp.

    -2
  • potrostation June 8, 2013

    If this message made sense to you; you are drunk.

    +1
  • vulture June 8, 2013

    i tried it once when a siphoned petrol out

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  • rockinron June 8, 2013

    im not so think as you drunk i am!! so jack off back!!!

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  • frankdrebin June 8, 2013

    don't make a sign either, motherfucker

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  • kermitt June 8, 2013

    I Promise I won't drink a car, but I might smoke a truck-'load'!

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  • urapnes1701d June 8, 2013

    Its not English that's the problem; its trying to interpret a language that only has 400 words/characters in it. For instance; Soda (Cola) is not called that, its called "Hok-Soi" or "Black Water". Chinese is difficult to master. Even Chinese have problems with it!

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  • bigtalk June 9, 2013

    fuck that if i hit someone i dont want to remember shit

    -3
  • urinanus June 10, 2013

    no wonder the lost the war

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