Baby Born At Strip Club

I think the title really says it all. Finally after all those years of the abortions in the back room of the strip club, one baby finally makes it through. Good for that little baby. Too bad his Mommy is probably a coke whore that's name is Lexus. I'm sure in a few years the state will be supporting her new family. I wonder if she was dancing through the labor pains, or the baby just slid down the pole.

15 Comments
  • vaglicka June 8, 2013

    I bet this happened in Georgia , wer else do monkeys give birth while swinging...

    +4
  • tgarner June 8, 2013

    Conceived and born all in the same place!

    +1
  • marcodufour June 8, 2013

    And conceived in the car park.

    +1
  • crazyvet June 8, 2013

    Just put the charges on her tab.

    +2
  • biggertalk June 8, 2013

    Shirley Drew the trailer park slut gave birth to a boy named Bubba.

    -6
  • potrostation June 8, 2013

    That baby girl had six dollars stuffed in her diaper when she left.

    +7
  • vulture June 8, 2013

    punters thought she was part of an alien invasion

    -1
  • showmeurtits June 8, 2013

    Biggertalk... You racist bastard they were BLACK!!!

    Delivering a baby was a first for Arlington firefighter Edwin Martinez and paramedics Michael Wynn and Mark Shellenberger.

    It was almost an afterthought where little William Nathaniel Jones decided to come into the world early Tuesday: an ambulance outside a Randol Mill Road strip club.

    “I didn’t think I was going to be delivering a baby a year into being at the department,” Martinez said Thursday at a news conference held by Arlington Fire-Rescue.

    The baby’s father, Nate Jones, said he and his wife, Amenze, were driving from their Mansfield home to Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital Plano when they got pulled over for speeding.

    By the time they got back on the road, Amenze began going into labor.

    “All of a sudden my wife was like, ‘I’m going to have the baby,’” Jones said. “So the plan was to go to Arlington Memorial.”

    But the family didn’t quite make it there. About 1 a.m., they called 911 and stopped at Randol Mill and State Highway 360.

    Engine 5 of the Arlington Fire Department was the first to respond to the Flashdancer club.

    At first, Martinez was worried that he might have to deliver the baby in the front seat of the family’s car because the paramedics hadn’t arrived.

    “She kept saying, ‘The baby’s coming, the baby’s coming!’ And I was like, ‘No, it’s not, not unless you open your legs,’” Martinez said. “That was the line I kept getting teased about.”

    Luckily, the paramedics arrived just in time. The rescue team helped Amenze onto the stretcher and into the back of the ambulance, where William’s delivery went smoothly, given the circumstances.

    “I guess you just sort of rely on your training and it comes subconsciously,” Wynn said. “We didn’t really have time to think about it. By the time we were in the back of the ambulance, it was happening already.”

    He added that for three men who had never delivered a baby, they were fortunate that there were no complications.

    “Then we kind of breathed a big sigh of relief,” Wynn said, “and then I realized I had a lot of paperwork to do.”

    The Jones family had no complaints about the rescue crew.

    “They were very calm,” Jones said. “If it was their first time, it didn’t feel like it at all.”

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  • rockinron June 8, 2013

    i bet mom gets better tips tomarrow night

    +1
  • vaglicka June 8, 2013

    he ment to say .. AMBULAMPS !!!

    +1
  • frankdrebin June 8, 2013

    "whussup baby... oh shit!"

    +0
  • playhard24 June 8, 2013

    Is it true that when niggers have babies they are attached to a vine instead of an umbilical cord?

    +1
  • englishgent June 8, 2013

    Err who cares?

    +0
  • kermitt June 8, 2013

    I have the Cabaret licenses! What do I have to do for this too happen in my bar and do I need special licenses?

    -1
  • rockinron June 9, 2013

    great now pole dancerfs are vending machines. put in a dollar get back a baby!!

    +0
 
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