You Ever Have One Of these nights?

You ever have one of those nights? You know the kind. It all starts out with your buddy saying to meet up for happy hour. Then you start to chat up some chicks, one thing leads to another and you are doing jager shots trying to impress the girls. Then you pick a fight with your buddy. The girls leave, and your buddy takes off. A few more jager shots and now it's really party time. You pass a club on the way home and stop in. Do some cocaine, and now it's really party time. Meet some more girls, only this time they are all in black and kinda goth. As you pass in and out of consciousness, you realize that you are in a S&M video. Boom! You wake up on the subway. But you live in a city with no subway. Has that ever happened to you too?

21 Comments
  • feircepierce June 9, 2013

    I WOULD BE SUCKIN HIS DICK AND SWOLLOWING HIS CUM

    -4
  • marcodufour June 9, 2013

    One of those nights with brown shoes you mean ? No fucking way!

    +3
  • crazyvet June 9, 2013

    Bet his asshole hurts and he doesn't know why.

    +1
  • ifillerup June 9, 2013

    One drink bro,.....

    -1
  • vulture June 9, 2013

    im wondering were he hid the money for transport home

    +1
  • m1009 June 9, 2013

    He thinks it's bad now, wait till he finds the video on youtube

    +2
  • m1009 June 9, 2013

    Bad night with your goats 2indastink

    +2
  • rockinron June 9, 2013

    i got 5 right shoes and 12 shirts in my closet. and 3 warrants for my arrest! nope never happened to me!

    +2
  • solidbriscoe June 9, 2013

    Yes it has, but I bet he hasnt been Beaten up by a bunch of bulldykes after saying to them,\" pardon me GENTLEMEN.\" and waking up in the hospital.

    -1
  • sparkles June 9, 2013

    One of these nights~one of these crazy ole nights~were're gonna find out pretty mama~what turns on your lights! The full moon is callin~the fever is high~and the wicked wind whispers alone~you got your feelings~i got desires~and im feeling alone!

    +0
  • biggertalk June 9, 2013

    All the time brah.

    -6
  • englishgent June 9, 2013

    Best and worst night of his life, all in one night.

    +0
  • matv June 9, 2013

    did ya lose a shoe?.............nope, I found one!

    +1
  • lobster June 9, 2013

    at least he wasnt leaning on the door

    +1
  • frankdrebin June 9, 2013

    his ass is definitely involved in this story - where else would he store his metrocard?

    +0
  • kermitt June 9, 2013

    Sorry ladies that DICK You're ALL looking at is for 'Gay-family internment @ it's finest, ONLY!

    +0
  • bigtalk June 9, 2013

    divorce is a bitch

    -3
  • potrostation June 9, 2013

    The TSA has gone to far.

    +3
  • doc_ock June 9, 2013

    Is he the giver or receiver

    +0
  • donunderstan June 10, 2013

    "C'mon brain think! You've got through worse things. Tell the wife you were mugged. No, you used that one last week. C'mon brain.... think".

    +1
  • el_chingon June 10, 2013

    What???? ! They stole his shoe!!

    -1
 
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