You Ever Have One Of these nights?
You ever have one of those nights? You know the kind. It all starts out with your buddy saying to meet up for happy hour. Then you start to chat up some chicks, one thing leads to another and you are doing jager shots trying to impress the girls. Then you pick a fight with your buddy. The girls leave, and your buddy takes off. A few more jager shots and now it's really party time. You pass a club on the way home and stop in. Do some cocaine, and now it's really party time. Meet some more girls, only this time they are all in black and kinda goth. As you pass in and out of consciousness, you realize that you are in a S&M video. Boom! You wake up on the subway. But you live in a city with no subway. Has that ever happened to you too?
I WOULD BE SUCKIN HIS DICK AND SWOLLOWING HIS CUM
One of those nights with brown shoes you mean ? No fucking way!
Bet his asshole hurts and he doesn't know why.
One drink bro,.....
im wondering were he hid the money for transport home
He thinks it's bad now, wait till he finds the video on youtube
Bad night with your goats 2indastink
i got 5 right shoes and 12 shirts in my closet. and 3 warrants for my arrest! nope never happened to me!
Yes it has, but I bet he hasnt been Beaten up by a bunch of bulldykes after saying to them,\" pardon me GENTLEMEN.\" and waking up in the hospital.
One of these nights~one of these crazy ole nights~were're gonna find out pretty mama~what turns on your lights! The full moon is callin~the fever is high~and the wicked wind whispers alone~you got your feelings~i got desires~and im feeling alone!
All the time brah.
Best and worst night of his life, all in one night.
did ya lose a shoe?.............nope, I found one!
at least he wasnt leaning on the door
his ass is definitely involved in this story - where else would he store his metrocard?
Sorry ladies that DICK You're ALL looking at is for 'Gay-family internment @ it's finest, ONLY!
divorce is a bitch
The TSA has gone to far.
Is he the giver or receiver
"C'mon brain think! You've got through worse things. Tell the wife you were mugged. No, you used that one last week. C'mon brain.... think".
What???? ! They stole his shoe!!