How did the facelift operation go? I see you got more work done than you were planning on. Those surgeons sure do talk a good game, don't they? Always selling that extra package. I'm sure it will be worth it.
what happened brah
Frisbee the new contact sport.
Do you even lift?
must be the newest rookie, in the asian sport of rush hour moped racing !
"doctor, am I handsome now?" doctor: "yes, you look like Heath Ledger ::cough cough:: in the dark knight ::cough cough::"
Hope she got insurance
At least the doctors have a tooth and maybe and eye to work with.
oh no, I can't face it!
They'd be doing him a favor if they just let him die.
That pet Monkey was a bad idea.
How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a.... BAM!!! ... Damm lady, youse fucked up!
Yes, lets save her life and spends hundreds of thousands of dollars on her so she can live an extra year sitting on her ass watching re-runs of Dragnet, Matlock, and Murder She Wrote.
Helper monkey, my Ass!
That reminds me! I gotta take the hamburger outta the freezer!