New for Call of Duty!

It's the new M240 Ass-Blaster Light Machine-Gun. The M249 ABLMG is perfect for tearing that ass up! It'll get right up in there and get straight to the guts! No bullshit! It'll get past any body-armor known to man!

17 Comments
  • vulture June 15, 2013

    can we sent a load out to the middle east...they will either kill each other with it or turn into a load of perverts

    +1
  • potrostation June 15, 2013

    Sure we don't want to bring back"don't, ask don't tell " to the military?

    +0
  • pizzapie June 15, 2013

    And the military still couldn't kick him out

    +0
  • frankdrebin June 15, 2013

    what the fuck is that? oh, excuse me. "vas ist das?"

    +0
  • kermitt June 15, 2013

    You 8 tit dick-head!

    +0
  • crazyvet June 15, 2013

    So now we have openly gay weapons designers in the military?

    +1
  • shadowarior June 15, 2013

    You have to look inside the asshole for scoping

    +0
  • shadowarior June 15, 2013

    Now you know why they call it 'rifle butt'

    +0
  • sharkbait June 15, 2013

    Those are the weapons obummer is sending to the syrian rebels.

    +1
  • biggertalk June 15, 2013

    Every white boy owns one of these things.

    -4
  • shhaammuuss June 15, 2013

    cocked and loaded, cocket launcher with a hairy taint trigger!

    +0
  • englishgent June 15, 2013

    This gun is reserved for biggertalk the faggot.

    +2
  • rockinron June 15, 2013

    i have no idea what kinda weapon this is, but i'd bet it could fuck you hard in the ass at 1000 yards!!

    +2
  • jackpot June 15, 2013

    WTF?

    +0
  • ouch June 15, 2013

    The Sperminators new weapon

    +0
  • lobster June 16, 2013

    Thai army weapon of choice

    +0
  • infamouswhitey June 20, 2013

    take it bitch

    +0
 
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