Semi-Truck Almost Made It

Bridge height. Check. Lower Gear. Check. Drugs. Check...wait, drugs, yup. Someone is going to have a pee test in their future.

  • frankdrebin June 25, 2013

    witness: "yes I saw it officer. dude was driving like a dick into a dry pussy"

  • sharkbait June 25, 2013

    Thats a hell of a wedgie!

  • marcodufour June 25, 2013

    Auto(matic)ban more like it

  • dozer67 June 25, 2013

    I CAN MAKE IT!!! I SWEAR!! or not.....

  • biggertalk June 25, 2013


  • lobster June 25, 2013

    Tires were a little too full, else he would've made it

  • vulture June 25, 2013

    should have bumped the air out of the front axle

  • belloman June 25, 2013

    I swear it was the bridges fault officer! It came right at me!

  • zahnfee June 25, 2013

    That´s not the german "Autobahn" its a fucking lameass highway juction.

  • thedoctor June 25, 2013

    I was JUST making fun of the Autobahn trucking company this weekend. Saw them and thought "wow, you'd probably get your shipment on time but then there's that slight problem...."

  • rockinron June 25, 2013

    it may say autobahn, but your dumb ass is still driveing a semi not a porsche!

  • kermitt June 25, 2013

    Qual-Com: Adolf, what's your E.T.A.? ...Adolf? .... Adolf?

  • ohwickedwendi June 25, 2013

    Must have been a Deceptacon truck...

  • solidbriscoe June 25, 2013

    Dad! What the fuck did you do to your truck?

    You know that's my livelihood! Now I have to go on welfare with the negros! You're an asshole dad!

  • matv June 25, 2013

    hey ya'all! watch this!

  • englishgent June 25, 2013

    Ah good old human error.

  • jackpot June 25, 2013

    Clearance wasn't the problem. The truck is on northbound I-75 going under US 50 in Cincinnati. The bridge is so wide that it appears as if it collided with it.

  • potrostation June 25, 2013

    Those poor Audi's will have to wait longer for their parts.

  • spaulding June 26, 2013

    You should have put some hair on it for him.

  • twofords September 15, 2016

    Looks like he was jackknifed as he approached the bridge and the bridge decided to knock his cab off instead of crumbling. They are a trucking company in Toronto, I actually saw a white driver one day...true story. I don't know if he spoke English, but he was white lol.

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