Fun With Mortars

Anyone who says alcohol and fireworks don't mix is dead wrong. Obviously they don't want to see hands blown the fuck up, but we sure do. He's still got one hand, so get this asshole another mortar.

24 Comments
  • onetime42 June 28, 2013

    One look at his socks and it explains everything.

    +24
  • killtacular June 28, 2013

    if that was me..I'd fucking kill myself..my right hand is the hand I draw with..couldn't see myself being unable to draw...Just like, if I went blind, I'd rather be dead than not be able to draw again.

    -5
  • johnhancock June 28, 2013

    Black dudes holding him like he's going to die ... Put a band-aid on that shit and smoke a fatty...

    -1
  • frankdrebin June 28, 2013

    ::slow clap:: ladies and gentlemen, give this young man a hand

    +18
  • onetime42 June 28, 2013

    Fuckin Drebin, that made me laugh.

    +4
  • yeayeayea June 28, 2013

    Fuckin dumbasses

    +0
  • sharkbait June 28, 2013

    Well,the fuse wasn't the only thing that was lit!

    +1
  • dozer67 June 28, 2013

    I wonder how far his hand flew ...

    +1
  • crazyvet June 28, 2013

    Rump Rangers on their summer campout?

    +1
  • dozer67 June 28, 2013

    "Wow man you blew off yer hand dude let's smoke till it comes back down"...

    +1
  • biggertalk June 28, 2013

    lawl

    -3
  • solidbriscoe June 28, 2013

    That's the first thing I thought too, onetime42. +1 for you sir.

    +2
  • wardo56 June 28, 2013

    I wipe my ass with that hand. fuck that shit

    +0
  • englishgent June 28, 2013

    £100 says he did that whilst under the influence of Cannabis?

    Now he'll have to wank with his left hand and that's not as good.

    +0
  • spinal12 June 28, 2013

    biggertalk was crying in that picture shot.

    -2
  • potrostation June 28, 2013

    Gee, onetime42 can you set the bar any higher? lol

    +1
  • doc_ock June 29, 2013

    Hope he is left handed

    +0
  • donunderstan June 29, 2013

    This is a grenade. This is a mortar. Get it right next time Corky. "MnOKAY. I'wl twy".

    +0
  • bigphil76 June 29, 2013

    I need some socks like that..

    +0
  • rockinron June 29, 2013

    thats not fire works, its a bad case of the munchies!

    +0
  • skoal36 June 29, 2013

    it rubs the lotion on its, shit you cant

    +0
  • misfit_88 June 30, 2013

    ouch- that's gotta hurt. at least he still has his thumb though-it looks like it is still there...i wonder whats with the nigger hugging him.I thought they were only capable of violence,thuggery and theft! not love and compassion! you learn something new every day!

    +0
  • drewchoctaw June 30, 2013

    looks like skatopia

    +0
  • leeviggy July 11, 2013

    This was at skatopia. He had a quarter stick of dynamite in a mortar tube. I heard the boom and the screams and rolled over in my tent and went back to sleep. We call it the "Skatopia Handjob".

    +0
 
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